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#1
name one or two or three or flame me for poor ideas and run-on sentences.

1) sufficating from a cat sleeping on your face.

ps i did search this subject and found no similar threads
Why you reading this?
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I use my thumb and my johnson

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idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

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i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#3
bleeding to death from getting your fingers caught in the escalator.

Eaten by a hippo.
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#6
Cancer.
To a shredder, a second is a long time.

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Invite only, if you want to be considered, contribute well to UG, and respect others as much as possible!
#7
AIDS

lets face it, as a way to die its pretty crappy...Killed by sex

ironically dying during sex would be a pretty good way to die
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#9
Beaten to death by your disabled grandmother
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#14
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Natural Causes

How dull


yeah.

at least go out with a bang.

like a suicide bomber perhaps.
#15
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While on the toilet takin a crap

But how do you die?? Constipation?
#16
being run over by a VW beatle. and metallist65, you dont like austin powers by any chance do you?
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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Please daddy, just for one hour.
#17
getting run over by an ice cream van
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i love green day,sure they're mostly power cords but for begginer,good they are
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Spent too much time in the talk like Yoda thread, you have.

#18
Winning the lottery, then slipping and getting cut in half by the giant cheque they may or may not give you
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#21
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But how do you die?? Constipation?


Partly, but you'd have a heart attack from trying to push it out
#22
Quote by wiggy1988
AIDS

lets face it, as a way to die its pretty crappy...Killed by sex

ironically dying during sex would be a pretty good way to die

sex isn't the only way to get aids you know

- being killed for a religion - that's just redicilous
#23
The way Steve Irwin died....that way that man lived, to have it ended by a stingray...pretty lame
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Chuck Norris>Pokemon>Us>You>Your mom>diglett


Grundy 1 Cancer 0
#25
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Exhaustion from too much sex.

Oh wait, that would be awesome.


Would you still be awesome, if you lasted only 10 minutes before dying? Hmm?


#29
Just like girl I know just really hurt hurself today. We were playing football (soccer) on an outside handball tarmac pitch and the ball went out so she went to get it, instead of kicking the ball she accidentally stood on the ball which slipped away causing her to faceplant.

Or after being in coma for two years with nobody around you. If it wouldn't make it in Scrubs, it's not cool.
#30
Being stabbed by a stingray is pretty hardcore. I'd rather that than peacefully in my sleep.
#31
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Life points attacked directly.

Damn you Magic Cylinder! Damn you!
two and a half men.
#32
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While on the toilet takin a crap

may Elvis rest in peace
Why you reading this?
Quote by 742627000017
I use my thumb and my johnson

Quote by deanexplosion99
idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

Quote by niggafolife
i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#33
Quote by frankv
Just like girl I know just really hurt hurself today. We were playing football (soccer) on an outside handball tarmac pitch and the ball went out so she went to get it, instead of kicking the ball she accidentally stood on the ball which slipped away causing her to faceplant.

Or after being in coma for two years with nobody around you. If it wouldn't make it in Scrubs, it's not cool.

i would love that to be in a coma for several years and not knowing who you are
and just starting all over
#35
Death from laughter...
Having a heart attack while receiving a blowjob.
Having an eagle drop a turtle on my head.
Having my guts stuck on a pool drain.
Stroke by lightning.
Old age
Starvation
Emo suicide
Killed by the low Gb


Actually, some of these are cool though...
#36
too much time spent on facebook lol
OR,
Getting sucked into a pool filter..that would suck....lol literally
#37
Quote by gonzaw
Death from laughter...
Having a heart attack while receiving a blowjob.
Having an eagle drop a turtle on my head.
Having my guts stuck on a pool drain.
Stroke by lightning.
Old age
Starvation
Emo suicide
Killed by the low Gb


Actually, some of these are cool though...

The first four would be cool but sad. How would you like it if people laughed at how you died?
#38
would say a slip in the tub but someone else slipping in the tub, falling on you, killing you sounds slighty worse. (though im sure there are worse ways to die naked)
Why you reading this?
Quote by 742627000017
I use my thumb and my johnson

Quote by deanexplosion99
idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

Quote by niggafolife
i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#39
i was on mydeathspace and some girl on there was at a party, and some other chick tried to kill herself, but missed and hit this girl right in the head, so she was killed by someone's failed suicide attempt.
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