#1
ok so i was walking down the boardwalk with my buddy ant and its memorial day weekend and its packed and **** so like we're walking and we run into my friend and were talking and then my one friends like "i hope i dont get **** on by a bird" and while he's saying that i got **** on. so then im pissed and im like WAIT getting **** on by a bird is good luck so i go and play a claw machine that has t-shirts in it and its like one of the shirts has a paper that has a free guitar and i ****ing won. like WTF out of the 50 shirts in there i got pissed and smashed the button out of anger and it hooked on the rubber band and i ****ing won. i wont an epiphone les paul standard which goes for like $550 for like $2. how lucky am i.


ps. the guitar actually sounds really good out of my suprisement haha
#6
Wait...so all this **** happened and you already have your guitar...pics...
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#8
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#9
I listened but I didn't hear anything. am I doinitrong?
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#13
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you're friends with an ant?


I must admit I lol'd!
#16
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ok so i was walking down the boardwalk with my buddy ant and its memorial day weekend and its packed and **** so like we're walking and we run into my friend and were talking and then my one friends like "i hope i dont get **** on by a bird" and while he's saying that i got **** on. so then im pissed and im like WAIT getting **** on by a bird is good luck so i go and play a claw machine that has t-shirts in it and its like one of the shirts has a paper that has a free guitar and i ****ing won. like WTF out of the 50 shirts in there i got pissed and smashed the button out of anger and it hooked on the rubber band and i ****ing won. i wont an epiphone les paul standard which goes for like $550 for like $2. how lucky am i.


ps. the guitar actually sounds really good out of my suprisement haha


I'd be gutted if I paid for an Epiphone.

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#18
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dude epi les pauls are awesome... i actually perfer them over gibbys.


r u serious? epiphones are nothing compared to gibsons (studios don't count)
#19
Omg And Like Really? Like Really? Cuz Like, It Is Like, A Nice Guitar So Like I Like It
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#20
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r u serious? epiphones are nothing compared to gibsons (studios don't count)


very serious. not on the sound as much as the feel, and what you get for the price.
#21
but seriously, i call bull shit on the whole thing. there is no way they would put a 500+ dollar prize in a claw machine.
#22
Meh, I wouldn't bitch about the name on the headstock... a free guitar is a free guitar. I'd much rather get a free instrument than not.

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#23
I call the possibility of shenanigans.
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#24
Shenanigans
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#25
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uh

lol?

pics or it didn't happen


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#27
Haha I'd be damn happy if I won a guitar regardless of what it is.
#28
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you're friends with an ant?

I think his friends name is Ant. Probably a very miserable individual since he knows the name Flea is taken.
#30
we that was like really ****ing ****ting amazing lik i wish dat all dad **** happnd to ****ing me lik you r so luky!!!11111111111


Pics?
#31
I like definitely call Shenanigans!
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#32
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ok so i was walking down the boardwalk with my buddy ant and its memorial day weekend and its packed and **** so like we're walking and we run into my friend and were talking and then my one friends like "i hope i dont get **** on by a bird" and while he's saying that i got **** on. so then im pissed and im like WAIT getting **** on by a bird is good luck so i go and play a claw machine that has t-shirts in it and its like one of the shirts has a paper that has a free guitar and i ****ing won. like WTF out of the 50 shirts in there i got pissed and smashed the button out of anger and it hooked on the rubber band and i ****ing won. i wont an epiphone les paul standard which goes for like $550 for like $2. how lucky am i.


ps. the guitar actually sounds really good out of my suprisement haha

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I wouldn't be friends with him after that whole text messege thing... not because he's a a cheater but because he's a text-messeger
#33
Sorry to be an ass, but you used the word "and" 13 times in only 8 lines.
Commas and points combined with the enter key will make your posts way easier to read.
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