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i want you to share with me what u learn about girls because i was living in a cave all my life located in the antartic and now i came to toronto so i want to pick up some girls u know i assume u guys had some action so tell me for example things like what do they eat what do they like and where do they like it most...
#6
Man I love The Pit.
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Well, If I woke up a girl, I would immediantly proceed to achieving an orgaism.

because they are superior to ours.


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#8
Girls? In a French speaking country?
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#9
there are no womenz in teh interwebz.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#10
i got cooties when i was 5. im still recovering from it.
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#11
Girls in Toronto are like the rest of the bunch here. Extremely boring people.
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

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the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#12
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Girls? In a French speaking country?

Yes. They are hot.

boobs
two and a half men.
#14
Girls?
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#15
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i want you to share with me what u learn about girls because i was living in a cave all my life located in the antartic and now i came to toronto so i want to pick up some girls u know i assume u guys had some action so tell me for example things like what do they eat what do they like and where do they like it most...



skittles
rape
in the rear
Keep Strong Grundy


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Milkshakes. They bring the boys to the yard.



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OWNED
#18
If I told you everything I know about women, then you'd know why my nickname is "F*cking Steve".
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#19
They eat fish sticks and like to throw up afterwords in the bathroom. also, if you want them to like you, you have to rub their clit.
#21
75% of women are annoying. Occasionally you'll find one who isn't annoying, but then there is a 75% chanch she's a lesbian. Be careful out there.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#24
They ruin your lives?
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#25
all i know is that they have a hole down there
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Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#28
Quote by Cameronrobson
Yes. They are hot.

boobs


+1

French women are really hot and nicer than the local people here.

I wish there were some down here though.
#29
Quote by clancy256
i got cooties when i was 5. im still recovering from it.


Im so sorry


"Well you said I might get laid more if I didn't play pokemon... but I decided getting laid more isn't worth not catching them all."


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#30
lol, you guys are losers. I get laid all the time.


All the time.
two and a half men.
#31
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Food?

How could you even suggest such a thing?! Girls don't eat. Nor do we poop.
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I swallow it whole, like a man.
#32
Quote by Yikes
How could you even suggest such a thing?! Girls don't eat. Nor do we poop.

So it's true!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#33
Quote by Cameronrobson
lol, you guys are losers. I get laid all the time.


All the time.


Pics or it didn't happen?

Unless they're fat, forget about it then.
#35
This reminds me of a Croc hunter episode i saw once....
CRICKEY The domestic femalis fvckmepleaseus in its natural habitat!
#36
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
So it's true!

Yes. We really just stand in front of the mirror and fix our hair.
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I swallow it whole, like a man.
#37
Quote by Sylvanus
Pics or it didn't happen?

Unless they're fat, forget about it then.

Dude, im underage. You just asked for UNDERAGED PORNOGRAPHY im calling the FBI. Perv
two and a half men.
#38
Quote by Yikes
How could you even suggest such a thing?! Girls don't eat. Nor do we poop.


Not to mention farting.

They should also stay in the kitchen.
#40
Quote by elguitarrista3
i want you to share with me what u learn about girls because i was living in a cave all my life located in the antartic and now i came to toronto so i want to pick up some girls u know i assume u guys had some action so tell me for example things like what do they eat what do they like and where do they like it most...



lol why would you assume that?

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
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