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#1
If the devil was an animal what would it be?

I say the devil is a goat.
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a squirrel riding a trout.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#8
Hmm... Satan is a donkey... They invoke every deadly sin in people.
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#13
If the devil was an animal he'd be Human.

EDIT: also, check out the balls on the Tasmanian Devil above
#14
he'd be a pokemon center nurse. that bi0tch is always wishing death upon you and your pokemon. saying "we hope to see you soon" or some **** like that, that hoe.
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They're actually quite nice animals, shame about the face tumour.
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If the devil was an animal what would it be?

I say the devil is a goat.


You only say that because that's how Christianity depicts the devil with goat-like features very much like the goat-like pagan god so that Christians assume or sub-consciously associate the devil with the pagan god.
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In Revelations he's depicted as a dragon with seven heads, one of them dead, but having been brought back to life.
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he'd be a pokemon center nurse. that bi0tch is always wishing death upon you and your pokemon. saying "we hope to see you soon" or some **** like that, that hoe.

hey, I never tought of that. now I hate the devil
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You only say that because that's how Christianity depicts the devil with goat-like features very much like the goat-like pagan god so that Christians assume or sub-consciously associate the devil with the pagan god.
have you ever spent any amount of time in close contact with a goat?

theyre complete assholes.
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The Donkey
"When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil's walking parody
Of all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourage, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feel."

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have you ever spent any amount of time in close contact with a goat?

theyre complete assholes.


No way man. One time I went to the petting zoo and that goat was goddamn cute and furry.
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No way man. One time I went to the petting zoo and that goat was goddamn cute and furry.
dude, one time i got pulled face first down a hill by a goat. then he decided he never wanted to move again. those motherfuckers can plant, lemme tell you. not fun, not fun at all.
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#26
whatever is underneath a diglett, that would be the devil
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#32
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Actually he was originally a snake.


You are a failure.

Nowhere in the Bible does it say the serpent was Satan. In fact, considering according to modern Christian theology Satan is a spirit being I find it unlikely the serpent was Satan.

Put yourself in the mindset of a Hebrew approximately 3-4000 years ago.They saw a legless lizard, and wondered why it had no legs. So they gave an explanation by putting the serpent in to the creation myth.

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You only say that because that's how Christianity depicts the devil with goat-like features very much like the goat-like pagan gods so that Christians assume or sub-consciously associate the devil with the pagan gods.


Fixed.

There were many horned gods. Herne, Pan, Cernunnos being three examples.
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You are a failure.

Nowhere in the Bible does it say the serpent was Satan. In fact, considering according to modern Christian theology Satan is a spirit being I find it unlikely the serpent was Satan.

Put yourself in the mindset of a Hebrew approximately 3-4000 years ago.They saw a legless lizard, and wondered why it had no legs. So they gave an explanation by putting the serpent in to the creation myth.


Fixed.

There were many horned gods. Herne, Pan, Cernunnos being three examples.

He took the form of a serpent...
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A bunny with a pancake on its head.
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#37
I think he would embody a fly, just so he can piss off humans on a daily basis.
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#39
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He took the form of a serpent...


Where does it say that in the Bible?
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Where does it say that in the Bible?

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