#1
When someone is too much of a chicken sh*t to kick your ass themselves... so that have to get someone to come after you. And not just someone, but a bunch of post-pubescent vigilantes trying to find some sort of street justice through a haze of alcohol and bong smoke. A bunch of dumbass junkies who barely know the guy they are fighting for or the reason for it.

The reason: I called his older brothers girlfriend fat. The next day, he says he's going to kill me and have me jumped... sad thing is, I never had a problem with him, I had a problem with his older brother. An off and on friendship with the older brother. Never any death threats or violence... if anything I'd still stick up for them in a fight. And now he wants me dead over some name calling.

He'd probably have me jumped because he knows he can't kick my ass. I'm 2 years older and 2 times as big.

I bet he wasn't counting on this part: I went down to his house right after I got the message (that's right, I had my life threatened on myspace of all things... ) And I talked to (and yelled at) his older brother and his mother... his brother told him to stay upstairs and he did. I told them I was not gonna have my life threatened over something so f*cking stupid. "Oh he got mad, he didn't mean it..." blah blah blah.

Whatever. If someone so much as passes gas in my direction, I'll either: A) Give the message to the cops and have his ass arrested or B) Come down to his house, kick in the door and beat the living sh*t out of him myself. I won't get someone else to do it for me and I certainly won't make threats that I don't intend on keeping.

I've never been in a fight, but I have a boiling point that is hard to reach. This has really pissed me off, and that isn't easy to do, because I'm normally very passive. And I hate when someone can't fight their own battles... hell, this isn't even his battle; It's his brothers. I'm sick of people like this. Bunch of cowards...

People... have you ever had to deal with a situation like this? Where someone tries to have you jumped over something stupid?

EDIT: Most people are aware that when I reach my boiling point I can be a tad bit... violent. I mean, anybody who has seen me get that mad doesn't want to see it again... I'm 20 years old and I've never been in a fight because of my explosive temper and my large size (6 ft. 1in, 250 lbs)... hence, I'm not to be f*cked with.
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#7
Very nice going right over to his house, and at the same time, being decent and level headed about it. It no doubt shocked them all and made them realize you don't take them seriously and will not put up with that sort of garbage.

Why people overreact and say such things over something so small is beyond me. Immature I guess
#8
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When someone is too much of a chicken sh*t to kick your ass themselves... so that have to get someone to come after you. And not just someone, but a bunch of post-pubescent vigilantes trying to find some sort of street justice through a haze of alcohol and bong smoke. A bunch of dumbass junkies who barely know the guy they are fighting for or the reason for it.

The reason: I called his older brothers girlfriend fat. The next day, he says he's going to kill me and have me jumped... sad thing is, I never had a problem with him, I had a problem with his older brother. An off and on friendship with the older brother. Never any death threats or violence... if anything I'd still stick up for them in a fight. And now he wants me dead over some name calling.

He'd probably have me jumped because he knows he can't kick my ass. I'm 2 years older and 2 times as big.

I bet he wasn't counting on this part: I went down to his house right after I got the message (that's right, I had my life threatened on myspace of all things... ) And I talked to (and yelled at) his older brother and his mother... his brother told him to stay upstairs and he did. I told them I was not gonna have my life threatened over something so f*cking stupid. "Oh he got mad, he didn't mean it..." blah blah blah.

Whatever. If someone so much as passes gas in my direction, I'll either: A) Give the message to the cops and have his ass arrested or B) Come down to his house, kick in the door and beat the living sh*t out of him myself. I won't get someone else to do it for me and I certainly won't make threats that I don't intend on keeping.

I've never been in a fight, but I have a boiling point that is hard to reach. This has really pissed me off, and that isn't easy to do, because I'm normally very passive. And I hate when someone can't fight their own battles... hell, this isn't even his battle; It's his brothers. I'm sick of people like this. Bunch of cowards...

People... have you ever had to deal with a situation like this? Where someone tries to have you jumped over something stupid?


tl;dr...


But in all seriousness, not a good thing to yell and his mom. Just beat up his friends that will "jump you" if they try to fight you.
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#9
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dealing with wiggers?


The guy who wants to beat me up is a nerdy shut in who plays Halo all day, but thinks he's tough because he used to take karate. The guys he would send after me are wiggers.
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The guy who wants to beat me up is a nerdy shut in who plays Halo all day, but thinks he's tough because he used to take karate. The guys he would send after me are wiggers.


Ralph Macchio?
#11
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The guy who wants to beat me up is a nerdy shut in who plays Halo all day, but thinks he's tough because he used to take karate. The guys he would send after me are wiggers.

xTUFFGUYx lol

But if it really boils down to it, and it looks like he'll follow through, just kick his ass. And wiggers aren't tough.
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#12
You sir,

Seem like an incredibly mature and reasonable person...


NOT!


FFS dude, I think you should have a coke and a smile, and shut the **** up

Here's the inside scoop, whoever it is that is pissing you off wants you to be pissed off he (or his goons) won't do anything to you (cause you're so big and BA), so the logical solution would be not to get pissed off and then we can all get back to our trolling etc. without having to read this crap.

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#13
there seems to be alot of "im going to get my brother after you" around here.....once i kinda body slammed a guy younger but alot bigger then me, his bro was big (penciled in goatee) nothing really happend he just got in my face and walked away.....

you know that street rule you cant beat up someone younger then you, does that still count if the younger guy is bigger?
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The guy who wants to beat me up is a nerdy shut in who plays Halo all day, but thinks he's tough because he used to take karate. The guys he would send after me are wiggers.


I'm gonna get someone to kick your ass for being so damned cocky. Man, if I saw you now, I'd have so many guys start beating you. Then I'd put it on Youtube and talk shit about you.
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Very nice going right over to his house, and at the same time, being decent and level headed about it. It no doubt shocked them all and made them realize you don't take them seriously and will not put up with that sort of garbage.

Why people overreact and say such things over something so small is beyond me. Immature I guess


That was the idea, thank you.

I made myself clear that I am not going to be threatened by anyone for something so damn stupid. But, I was ready for a fight. The last thing he would have expected was for me to show up at the door. I bet he shat a brick when he heard my voice downstairs, which is why he didn't come down and say anything. I made it clear that he can't intimidate me.
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#16
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#17
dude as long as your being calm about and trying to get some "tuff' rep about the whole thing.
you'l be right.

If these 'gangstas' come after you, just let em knows who right and whos wrong.

and at least piss on one of them (maybe even the girlfriend), just to piss them of more
#19
It ain't worth it man. Family of douches, don't let it get to you. You're obviously better than that...
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#20
Dude....wtf? stop being a baby, he sent you a deth (<--- more brootal spelt that way) threat, so what hes a little whiny emo kid. Laugh at him.
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#21
Want me to kick their asses, dude? Cause.. You know I will. For you.
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Dude....wtf? stop being a baby, he sent you a deth (<--- more brootal spelt that way) threat, so what hes a little whiny emo kid. Laugh at him.


I think my idea was better. No one got hurt and I bet he's wondering what I'll do next if he does anything else. It was the best way to make sure that he knows I'll hold him directly responsible if someone comes after me.

And if it was all just a bluff (which it probably was) I called him on it.

Besides, he has called these douche bags in to do him a favor before (something over a bike that his brothers ex didn't even have), so I'm not taking anything lightly.
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#25
6 ft 1 inch and 250 lbs? sounds like youre fat, not the girlfriend
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6 ft 1 inch and 250 lbs? sounds like youre fat, not the girlfriend

As rude as HMIH is, he raises a good point. This should be like using the N word amongst black people. You should be able to do it if you're black. Therefore, you should be able to tease this girl about her weight if you're hefty.

The JOJ has spoken.
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6 ft 1 inch and 250 lbs? sounds like youre fat, not the girlfriend


I carry it well, asshole. But trust me, this girls thighs could tear a bus in half.

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As rude as HMIH is, he raises a good point. This should be like using the N word amongst black people. You should be able to do it if you're black. Therefore, you should be able to tease this girl about her weight if you're hefty.

The JOJ has spoken.


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#28
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I carry it well, asshole. But trust me, this girls thighs could tear a bus in half.


I like the way you think

Like right here. See, it is okay for PSSC to call someone else an asshole, because he himself is an asshole. (I say that in the most loving way possible, but you DID admit to calling some girl fat. )
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#30
See my responses in the "The ONLY Should I Fight This Kid Thread". We're in the same boat, friend.


I don't know if that's a good thing or not...
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#31
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Like right here. See, it is okay for PSSC to call someone else an asshole, because he himself is an asshole. (I say that in the most loving way possible, but you DID admit to calling some girl fat. )


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See my responses in the "The ONLY Should I Fight This Kid Thread". We're in the same boat, friend.


I don't know if that's a good thing or not...


I'm not asking about fighting him... I'm asking if any body else has ever been threatened over something stupid or someone has tried to get you jumped. Also, the maturity of have someone else beat up someone for you is in question.
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#32
And if you read it, you would've seen that a friend of mine was jumped because the guy who jumped him walked into another friend of mine...
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#33
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#34
Mine is even more immature. Our screamer in our band got kicked out for being unproductive and just holding the band back, he only did good at gigs, every other time he was an ass.

Anyway, he's small, and skinny. So when we kicked him out, he got all pissed off and immature and decided to call his friends to beat up our new screamer.
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#37
Hmmm, I get angry about this sort of things now and then. But still, I never can get to the point to kick someones ass. And even if I get that mad, the length of that is never long enough to continuessly hate that kind of person. You visit a sports club? Try some martial arts.
#38
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He'd probably have me jumped because he knows he can't kick my ass. I'm 2 years older and 2 times as big.

If I was a midget I probably wouldn't want to fight a 'normal' either
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It ain't worth it man. Family of douches, don't let it get to you. You're obviously better than that...



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