Poll: female viking or wench.
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View poll results: female viking or wench.
female viking!!!
43 37%
wench.
39 33%
vikings are gay.
13 11%
ummm this is an option coz i forgot to change the option numbers.
22 19%
Voters: 117.
#1
anyway. i have a friend who has recently enquired that they have interst in becoming a viking.

however she has lady bits. so is she allowed to be a viking or just a wench?

1. she would quite happily rip the legs off a bear and munch upon them.
2. she cant time travel
3. shes not blonde... busty though.
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Last edited by elliott FTW at May 24, 2008,
#2
Does she eat bears? Real vikings eat bears.

With no milk.

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THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#3
Yes you have Viking women but they are not as cool als Viking men since Viking men do all the fighting and drinking beer from bull horns and stuff.
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#7
Time travelling ability may be more important in her quest to be a Viking than the mere question of gender.
#8
wiki it. and yes, they were gay. they did it in the butt all the time on those long voyages.
#9
Vikings were technically raiders, so no there wouldn't have been any women with them.
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#11
this my heritage is Viking i wouldn't let her be a viking
wench maybe
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#16
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This is what she will be.

She isn't a Goddess though

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She would be some wife living back home raising children-warriors and building weapons and boats.
#17
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Time travelling ability may be more important in her quest to be a Viking than the mere question of gender.


I thought that.
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#20
Yes she can be, if she listens to Amon Amarth and Ensiferum constantly and wears the right clothing. Also having a manly attitude.
#21
The women of the period were only home staying. They were, as a matter of fact the chiefs of the house, etc. But, never came on raids. As that would make the males raping random women very awkward.
#22
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Not busty...
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The women of the period were only home staying. They were, as a matter of fact the chiefs of the house, etc. But, never came on raids. As that would make the males raping random women very awkward.

Or random men.
#23
i think TS should post pictures of this valkyrie-wannabe before we can make a call.
seriously, what if she just isnt viking stock?
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#24
If she wants to be some crazy Viking Berserker, she's out of luck, unless she can enter a state of uncontrollable rage and rush into battle wearing minimal armour, ready to destroy, rape and pillage everything in sight. If she wants to be a valkyrie, we will require pics to see if she would be appropriate. If she fits neither of these sets of requirements, she can be a lovely wench and make me a sammich.
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#25
this thread hurts my head.
Why you reading this?
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#26
Wouldn't she have to leave the kitchen to be a viking? If so, its not even possible.
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#27
Can I get her number?
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#28
wench! and i shall be her master..
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#29
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1. she would quite happily rip the legs off a bear and munch upon them.

She can't rip the legs off a bear, though.
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#30
I encourage you to have much Viking themed sex with her. If you don't I will.


*reminisces upon a time when I was obsessed with Vikings* now it has been adapted to suit my adolescent needs. Happy humping!