#1
How would i go about preventing this particularly annoying problem i have been having lately.

The problem first occurred during sport one morning when we were doing squats. Someone dacked me and it just started spraying. The person got it full in the face and i got it all over the floor. once i finally regained control of my bowels i ran crying 2 miles to my home with my pants around my ankles and brown stains running down my legs.

so i was just wondering if you have any didly dandyly good advice to give me?

As I am still having this problem it would be good if i got this advice as soon as possible.

#3
Here, have some attention. It's on the house.
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#8
This has gotta be trolling. No-one in their right mind would share something so humiliating with the pit.
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#11
Eat it.

Duh.
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#12
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This has gotta be trolling. No-one in their right mind would share something so humiliating with the pit.


it's the interwebz, nobody has any sort of self dignity
#14
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This has gotta be trolling. No-one in their right mind would share something so humiliating with the pit.


I'm serious. I also have AIDS.
#15
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Activate a trap card

best answer EVER
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#16
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If he activates a trap card when the diarreah is summoned, he can trap it and end his opponent's turn.


I don't have any trap cards
#17
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If he activates a trap card when the diarreah is summoned, he can trap it and end his opponent's turn.

Your little description under your name is a LIE.
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#21
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I'm serious. I also have AIDS.

Guys, this dude is totally legit.

Btw, the only way to cure it is to do a barrel roll. Might need some icy-hot too.
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#23
one of the better trolls I've seen lately
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#24
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Guys, this dude is totally legit.

Btw, the only way to cure it is to do a barrel roll. Might need some icy-hot too.


Barrel roll only made it worse and the icy-hot i put up my arse hurts .
#28
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Make a video that will make 2 girls and a cup look like a touching romantic movie
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#29
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inb4picsoritdidnthappen

Make a video that will make 2 girls and a cup look like a touching romantic movie


BEAT YOU!!!
#30
Quote by Garou1911
inb4picsoritdidnthappen

Make a video that will make 2 girls and a cup look like a touching romantic movie

It already is a touching romantic movie.
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#31
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someone please sig that.


ok

This is one of the best trolls I've ever seen.
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#32
this picture is an artists depiction of what happened.!!

PS. If you would like to discus the matter further feel free to add me wildo_freak@hotmail.com

Regards Explosive Diarrhoea sufferer.
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