#1
So my school is sponsoring a county-wide battle of the bands,(btw, my band got ranked #1 out of the auditions) and to keep the final performance "drug free" they are hiring drug dogs to sniff every person that attends and all cars in the parking lot.

This inspired me to ask:
What ridiculous things does your school do?
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#2
lets us have a smoke break after lunch but im out of school and have been for awhile
it was odd cuz I was 16 and no one cared
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#5
2 times a school year drug dogs come, randomly, without warning, i nearly shat myself when they hit up my class last month.
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#6
Idk but they changed our class song from My Generation - The Who to Waiting on the World To Change

which i was very pissed about

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Idk but they changed our class song from My Generation - The Who to Waiting on the World To Change

which i was very pissed about

The Who = legends

be happy they even know who the who is
albeit they chose an overplayed song
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Idk but they changed our class song from My Generation - The Who to Waiting on the World To Change

which i was very pissed about

The Who = legends

class song? that's dumb.
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My schools banned just about every camp that was around ten years ago and replaced em with crappy one day retreat things, they've removed all the unhealthy stuff from the canteen (the good stuff) and taken away "muck up day" which is the only day all the leavers get to screw around e.g. egg people, rub condoms on lockers and draw penises everywhere its like a jail now.
#13
we have a "lockdown" procedure incase there is an intruder, all the teachers lock the classrooms. But of course there are a lot windows in my school, none of which have locks on them and have very thine and easily breakable glass.


oh how smart my school is
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#14
Anything unhealthy has been banned. That includes crisps, chocolate bars and fizzy drinks (soda). Instead we have fruit jelly, cereal bars and only iced tea to drink. Idiots.
Oh and if any boy has long hair (past shoulders) it must be tied back (ponytail), but if a girl has long hair, they can keep it how they wish.
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They might want to cancel/forbid the graduating class from doing their prank this year which usually involves a lot of water...I'd be quite happy about this because a lot of my friends are in that year and they can't wait to soak me...so I'm going to be prepared this year...gonna take a supersoaker and some waterballoons....I hope they don't cancel our prank next year.
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Anything unhealthy has been banned. That includes crisps, chocolate bars and fizzy drinks (soda). Instead we have fruit jelly, cereal bars and only iced tea to drink. Idiots.
Oh and if any boy has long hair (past shoulders) it must be tied back (ponytail), but if a girl has long hair, they can keep it how they wish.


same at my school, they replaced the vending machines with crappy overpriced health bars, your lucky you can at least tie your hair back, they force you to cut it at mine.
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#18
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same at my school, they replaced the vending machines with crappy overpriced health bars, your lucky you can at least tie your hair back, they force you to cut it at mine.


They tried to make us cut it, until someone pointed out the they were being sexist (girls didn't have to cut it) and threatend to take them to court for discrimination, so they stepped down and said as long as it was tied back it was OK

People still threatened them with legal action, but now that we've left school it doesn't really matter
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#19
Well, seeing as my principal is a good friend of mine and an ex-hippy, he lets my loooong hair roam free. I guess I should be considered lucky!

Anyway, one of the teachers is just silly. He always carry a bat around with him, patrols the halls, and says little lines like "yabbits live in the woods" or "sew buttons on your underwear" if kids get on his nerves. He's my favorite teacher. Hysterical.
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#20
my school refuses to provide transportation for anyone but the football team, and football only gets it because of all the equipment. so basketball, soccer, softball, everything else has to find their own rides, even when the softball team went to state and had to drive about 200 miles.


luckily i play football =]
#21
Got rid of all vending machines and started giving us healthy food.

Got the Year 10s to guard all the fire alarms on the Year 11s last day.

Banned hoodies.

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#22
They hired my Spanish teacher. She is seriously the worst teacher I've ever had. Ever. She watches Maury every class at 10 (when it starts) and she's only given us 6 worksheets the whole year. We haven't done a damn thing in her class, and when parents call to complain about her not doing her job, the school acts all concerned but doesn't say a damn thing to her.
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They hired my Spanish teacher. She is seriously the worst teacher I've ever had. Ever. She watches Maury every class at 10 (when it starts) and she's only given us 6 worksheets the whole year. We haven't done a damn thing in her class, and when parents call to complain about her not doing her job, the school acts all concerned but doesn't say a damn thing to her.

Does she just add 'o' as a suffix to all normal English words and call it Spanish like ours does?
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#25
If someone walks up and punches you in the face, you get equal punishment which is up to being expelled, even if you don't hit them back.

Which is kind of odd, because that's just telling all the students to fight back and cause larger problems...
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#26
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Does she just add 'o' as a suffix to all normal English words and call it Spanish like ours does?

Haha, no. She just sits there and talks about how she has like 5 ex-husbands.

Until 10 o'clock, of course. That's "Maury time".
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#27
our school is making us wear our id's over our necks next year...oh the stupidity...
#28
Well I'm pretty content with mine after seeing these posts. Well they wont allow MP3 Players in the school at all, not allowed to wear hats IN the school (not even walking out of the school), not allowed to put up hoods... yeah not much to bitch about. Just stuff I wish they'd reconsider.
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#30
my school locks the gates around campus less than 10 minutes after school gets out. i hate being locked in school.
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#31
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Haha, no. She just sits there and talks about how she has like 5 ex-husbands.

Until 10 o'clock, of course. That's "Maury time".

Yeesh, she could at least bring some Jerry Springer tapes. At least Jerry Springer is funny. Maury's is just Jerry Springer lite. And less funny.
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#33
my school charges 25 cents for each little thing of butter when you buy a bagel
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#34
There's a yellow couch which tons of kids get caught screwing each other on, but the school refuses to throw it out. So the freshmen sit on it, never knowing that it used to be a white couch.

Other than that, school is pretty lax.
#35
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my school charges 25 cents for each little thing of butter when you buy a bagel

That's ridiculously overpriced! First oil prices, now butter prices?!!?
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#36
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My schools banned just about every camp that was around ten years ago and replaced em with crappy one day retreat things, they've removed all the unhealthy stuff from the canteen (the good stuff) and taken away "muck up day" which is the only day all the leavers get to screw around e.g. egg people, rub condoms on lockers and draw penises everywhere its like a jail now.

sounds a bit like my school. They tried to be sly in removing all chocolate and fizzy drinks and failed so now half the people go to shops and get. Also, they try to crack down on muck up day, but fail miserably.
#37
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2 times a school year drug dogs come, randomly, without warning, i nearly shat myself when they hit up my class last month.

Our school does that too, except around 5 times a year. Also, they bring drug dogs to every sporting event and we have a couple of police officers (with guns) always at the school. I don't know why we have cops since the only time anyone's ever gotten in trouble for a firearm is when they accidently had a rifle in their truck from hunting the day before.

EDIT: Our school has also taken away every pop machine and replaced them with juice machines and has gotten rid of every good snack in the machines. Now, the only snacks are healthy snacks (which taste like ****) and we aren't allowed to have pop at all. I swear our principal is trying to make our school like a Nazi concentration camp.
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