#1
I don't normally get nervous...

but I am. Because I'm meeting a girl that i have never met sobar.

just wana know what you guys do to stop urself being nervous, In any situation.

baring in mind, if i imagine her naked, I'll probly get a boner. and embarass myself.

haha, can't wait for the replys.
#4
Alcohol.
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#6
rape her

/generic pit answer.
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#8
Rape Her

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#10
Girls dig grammar and correct spelling[/QUOTEI

Haha, I'm ment to have a B in English. Doesn't show does it?
#11
do drugs
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#12
keep in mind that by getting anxious, you alter your normal personality. The cost/benefits of getting anxious just seemed to be outweighed by the negatives, so just think "Theres no point in getting nervous, for it will only hurt me. Instead, just focus on being myself, and that being myself is the most important thing"
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#13
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Girls dig grammar and correct spelling[/QUOTEI

Haha, I'm ment to have a B in English. Doesn't show does it?
Nor does your ability to quote
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#14
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Girls dig grammar and correct spelling[/QUOTEI

Haha, I'm ment to have a B in English. Doesn't show does it?


Certainly not..... (it's meant)
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can't stand public showers
and yes i do have a small penis



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people in public showers make fun of my big dick


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i would if pee pee was bigger


#15
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pretentd you're sylvester stylone


he's already doing that, didn't you read his post?
#16
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Girls dig grammar and correct spelling


Well if you got a B, then I recommend you take your Exam certificate with you, she'd dig that.
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#17
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Masturbate before you go to meet her. This should calm you down and make you less horney.


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#19
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Well if you got a B, then I recommend you take your Exam certificate with you, she'd dig that.



^This


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#23
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#24
If i ever get really nervous around a girl I like, I just pretend that she's my best friend instead of the girl i like. Cuz if you think about it, the person you're most relaxed around is probably you're best friend. So if you imagine the girl you like as your best friend, you should feel pretty natural.
#25
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If i ever get really nervous around a girl I like, I just pretend that she's my best friend instead of the girl i like. Cuz if you think about it, the person you're most relaxed around is probably you're best friend. So if you imagine the girl you like as your best friend, you should feel pretty natural.


Im gonna take tht, and im gonna drink a lil too.

Cheers
#28
Drink tea or coffee before you meet her. It will keep you focused (as long as you are not overly sensitive to it).

Don't forget to clean the pipes before you meet her, too.
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#31
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I don't normally get nervous...

but I am. Because I'm meeting a girl that i have never met sobar.

just wana know what you guys do to stop urself being nervous, In any situation.

baring in mind, if i imagine her naked, I'll probly get a boner. and embarass myself.

haha, can't wait for the replys.



Get drunk.
#32
Kill her.
Then rape her.
Irony FTW.

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