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A thread inspired by boredom.

4 guitar picks, mp3 player, a straw wrapper?, my Tool wallet

This thread is obviously gonna be like 5 pages long and always be updated so we can know what is in the pockets of the people on ug all the time

what's in your pockets?
phone, money, keys, bus pass, condom.
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Both my hands.
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Pocket Monster.

I bet my Pocket Monster is bigger.

I also have two marbles and a bag.
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Fulltone Soul Bender
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My phone and iPod.
I can't fit much in my pockets.
You're not brutal.

(click the smiley!)

Wallet, guitar picks, spare change, mp3 player+headphones, pen, someone elses hand...

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2 picks and the necklace my gf got me (i stab meself with it wen i have it around my neck so i keep it on my pocket instead)
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Front pockets: All day city bus pass, some change ($0.44 to be exact), an Federico's receipt, a pick, and my house key

Little coin pocket thingie: little baggie with a Perc.

Back pocket: my wallet containing $2.
Wallet, two Jazz III's, tic-tacs, and thats it

Emotion = true music


Vantage 718dt-1
Epi Special II
Crate V Series 212 18w
Fuzz Factory
MXR Phase 90
9 sickles and a dungbomb.
When I hit 'em from the back, I got them mami's saying dammit man.

When I put it in their mouth, I got them mami's saying duh-huh-huh-muhh.
My cell phone and 22 dollars.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
Sweet wrappers and other litter.

You'll Never Walk Alone
nothing at the moment except for the deed to my friend's house(actually the cap to a soda bottle that i won off him playing poker and we called it that) but i never leave the house without my phone, keys, and ipod...i also usually have gum and money...sometimes a camera or voice recorde
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Because there is a bomb in the lasagna!

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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
My Phone, my keys, and my wallet.
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I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".

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I pretty much wank something small and sleek.


Mobile phone and a lighter.
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
I have no pockets.
I simply carry everything in my hands at all times.

Actually, these shorts just don't have pockets
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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
The Meaning of Life, and a pick.
before i emptied them
phone, 2 picks, keys, 4 dollars, and wallet

maybe i honor of this thread, i will make an effort to keep more interesting things in my pocket
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how....did you find that wiki article?
youre a weird one tjdjr09


"My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require." - Edward Elgar
You know what I just realized, that's the question they ask on those credit card commercials... with the Vikings.. I don't remember what card it is though.
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You are god, floppypick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
Right pocket--cell phone

Left pocket--Zippo lighter
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bubbaearl...Man that is...THE SICKEST NAME EVER!!!

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bubbaearl... apparently it's the sickest name ever

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