Poll: Which One Of These Beasts Would You Least Want To Fight?
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Bear
25 11%
Hippo
44 19%
Snake
7 3%
Rhino
12 5%
Shark
74 33%
Crocodile
13 6%
Lion
11 5%
Gorilla
22 10%
Elephant
4 2%
Cheetah
12 5%
Voters: 226.
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#1
Which of These animals would you least want to tangle with?!

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( sorry if pictures are slightly big )

The Bear

The Hippo

The Snake

The Rhino

The Shark

The Crocodile

The Lion

The Gorrila

The Elephant

The Cheetah
Last edited by DieGarbageMan at May 24, 2008,
#3
I could easily knock an elephant out.
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#4
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#5
that lion looks pretty vicious.
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#6
Bear. A Lion may not attack you. Same with a lot of the animals there.
But a Bear? You better have a good gun or a tree over there if you want to get out of there alive.
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#7
all are pretty bad except the bear.
i eat those mofo's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
i wrestle them down with my bare hands(no pun intended)
but not lately cause i ate all the ones in my immediate area.
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#8
Quote by urik
Bear. A Lion may not attack you. Same with a lot of the animals there.
But a Bear? You better have a good gun or a tree over there if you want to get out of there alive.

Were saying hypothetically that they are attacking you,

and you just have your fists.
#9
ive always had a thing for crocodiles ever since i was knee high to a grasshopper.
also to guy above me.. grundy isnt dead.. hes doing pretty well
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#13
how about a giant gator?

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#15
Shark...

think about it, there's nowhere to hide when ur in the water.
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ive always had a thing for crocodiles ever since i was knee high to a grasshopper.
also to guy above me.. grundy isnt dead.. hes doing pretty well


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#17
What are the odds of getting paired up with any of them in a real situation?
#18
didn't see the shark, but every land animal there would be pretty much impossible to defeat without luck. The strategy I'd take with all of them would be to just take a huge jump at them and try and land on their head, or close to it, and just gouge the **** outta their eyes. the gorilla seems like the hardest thing to really fight on land, though, because it's got really maneuverable arms, and can fight you like a human. then add on the fact that it's about twenty times stronger than you, and you're screwed. it'd just pull you off of its head and start beating the **** outta you.
#19
Quote by DieGarbageMan
Were saying hypothetically that they are attacking you,

and you just have your fists.

I'm quite undecided between the elephant and the cheetah.
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#20
Quote by SilentDeftone
Shark, humans are horrid swimmers. This gives the shark an extra advantage.

-SD


That's why you lift the shark out the water.

Of course, you would have to be in kinda shallow water.
It can be done, you just gotta make sure you don't make contact with it's teeth or it's game over for you.

I find that the lion or bear would probably be the worst case. If the bear rolls down a hill onto you, you'll be a ****ing pancake. And the lion would sear your flesh from your bones.
Cheetahs are pretty evil too. They'll crush your larnyx and wait for you to die from asphyxiation.
#21
The mudkip.
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#22
Shark.
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#23
I wouldn't wanna tangle with any of these



He's from Texas, therefore he's solid.



She'd shave my head.



He'd shout at me.



He'd rape me in the pooper.



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#24
[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']That's why you lift the shark out the water.

Of course, you would have to be in kinda shallow water.
It can be done, you just gotta make sure you don't make contact with it's teeth or it's game over for you.
Pretty sure most sharks don't often patrol <5ft of water.

-SD
#25
also, most of the animals there can be stopped temporarily by shoving your fist into their throat. That's the main way you fend off a tiger, by just taking a chance that your arm's gonna get ripped to shreds and shoving your fist down their throat, and then, as I said, gouging the **** outta their eyes.
#26
I wouldn't wanna tangle with any of these



^^^^^ He's from Texas, therefore he's solid




^^^^^ She'd shave my head.




^^^^^ He'd shout at me.




^^^^^ He'd rape me in the pooper.




^^^^^ He'd kill Anyone
#29
Quote by SilentDeftone
Pretty sure most sharks don't often patrol <5ft of water.

-SD



There's a couple unlucky ones that get washed ashore. That's the only advantage you'd have over a shark, aside from having a weapon and a boat.

If you find them in the deep and they actually wanna attack you, best chance would be to gouge it's eyes out. By this time, you'll have a decent chunk of yourself missing. So if that bastard left a couple teeth in you, you pull'em out and stab that ****er dead.
#30
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I wouldn't wanna tangle with any of these



^^^^^ He's from Texas, therefore he's solid




^^^^^ She'd shave my head.




^^^^^ He'd shout at me.




^^^^^ He'd rape me in the pooper.




^^^^^ He'd kill Anyone



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#35
I voted shark due to the vulnerability of being in water.

I'd shit myself if that gorilla or lion was coming for me too...
#36
Shark. You cannot escape!
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#37
Gorilla or Rhino, a gorilla would literally pull you apart, would be quite painful, so prolly Gorilla
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#39
that gorilla looks really pissed off. plus all the other ones wud just bite you in the neck and you'd be dead pretty quick. the gorilla wud probably break every bone in your body first
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