#1
would you buy one? for the people that dont have regular access to the net...it could be full of collums, reviews, and what not...its just an idea. *puts up flame shield*
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#3
I'd buy it if it was good.
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#5
The frontpage is essentially the info you'd be getting in a magazine, so I doubt many would actually buy it, if it did actually get published.
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#7
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Only if I have my own 'Dear Miriam' type page.


Dear Sabu, please help me with my fapping problems.

That kinda thing?
#8
There could be an advice column! like

Q: "So there's this girl...(ect.)"

UG advice column: "Rape. Lolwut. Icy hot. Barrel roll. rape. fap."

amidoingitright?

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srsly.


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#10
The Pit section would have to be sold separately...behind the counter, where children can't see it.
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#11
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The Pit section would have to be sold separately...behind the counter, where children can't see it.

UG is rated PG at the worst.
#12
I wouldn't because I would just go here, plus it wouldn't have the entertainment of the pit.
#13
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The Pit section would have to be sold separately...behind the counter, where children can't see it.



lol yeah........
#15
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There could be an advice column! like

Q: "So there's this girl...(ect.)"

UG advice column: "Rape. Lolwut. Icy hot. Barrel roll. rape. fap."

amidoingitright?



Don't forget lolcats
#17
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UG is rated PG at the worst.



"Parental guidance suggested, for masturbation refernces, rape references, strange pears, and more killing and rape references."

Go on! Let your kids read it!
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#18
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"Parental guidance suggested, for masturbation refernces, rape references, strange pears, and more killing and rape references."

Go on! Let your kids read it!

All that is bollocks if we aren't allowed to show some tits.
#23
I can always use more toilet paper...
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#24
Most guitar magazines annoy me, so I doubt I'd get it.
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#26
hahaha imagine the letters to the editor


"so i h3ar u l1ek mudk1pz?!?!?"
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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#27
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UG is rated PG at the worst.


I beg to differ.
Ultimate sex thread is NOT child friendly, and neither are some of the other random threads.
#28
This was tried a while ago, there was even groups of people who said they'd write articles for it.

It fell flat on it's face.

There's really no point in a magazine because it's reach and content would never come close to what the 'site has to offer. Plus it's like the UG merch: everyone said they'd definitely buy it if it was available, then Zappp created it and not one person actually purchased anything.
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#29
There would be 2 music pages and the rest would be random bull**** (the pit)
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#30
Quote by Yakult
This was tried a while ago, there was even groups of people who said they'd write articles for it.

It fell flat on it's face.

There's really no point in a magazine because it's reach and content would never come close to what the 'site has to offer. Plus it's like the UG merch: everyone said they'd definitely buy it if it was available, then Zappp created it and not one person actually purchased anything.


When was this?! I would have baught somehting.
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