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#1
Upon examining the only door in the room you find it bolted shut. The room is mostly empty except for a small hammock, and a note on the ground.

You reach and grab the note, pick it up, and find that it says:

"Hello, I hope you've taken a liking to your surroundings. I will send a hitman to end your misery in five days. Inside the wall is enough food and drink to survive those five days, if you can get to it that is. I hope you enjoy your last week.

-Dr. Freedom"

You fold the note and place it in your back pocket. Your arm brushes past a small bulge inside your right pocket. You reach inside and pull out a cell phone that contains no battery. You put it back in your pocket and check your left pocket. Inside is a dinner knife.

What do you do?

a) Take the knife and try to cut the door open.
b) Go back to sleep
c) Cut your arms because you're an emo fag.
d) Cut your dick off because you know you'll enjoy it.
e) Try to find where the food and water is hidden inside the wall.
f) Yell for help.
g) You really have to use the bathroom, just do it in the corner.
h) You feel horny for some reason, a nice fap could do you some could.
i) Cut the hammock down and search it.
j) Other(you guys have to get at least three people to agree to it)

Choose wisely.
#4
Fap

Then call in Macgyver.

Give him the paper and he can build a tank + shoot the door down.
#6
Quote by Mudkipzzz
Fap

Then call in Macgyver.

Give him the paper and he can build a tank + shoot the door down.

Phone doesn't work.
#7
Stick the knifey up your bumbum
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#8
Why would I wake up in a mysterious room??
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#9
E. Find the food. why cut the hammock down if its at waist height? i'm assuming you can do a thorough search while its hanging unless you encounter another problem.
#11
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Why would I wake up in a mysterious room??

Because Dr. Freedom kidnapped you obviously.

Now get the hell out if you don't wanna die.
#12
Have a piss, have a wank, kick the door down, stab this Dr Freedom motherf*cker to death and then burn the house down.
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#13
D. Then wipe the blood on the walls and yourself for camouflage. When the hitman comes, hit him in the head with your paynus.
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#14
mm H!
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#15
Don't fap for 5 days. When the hitman walks in, touch yourself and you'll bust a nut. You'll spray him against the wall and he'll be stuck there.

C0ck slap him and then run out the door to your freedom
#16
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Why would I wake up in a mysterious room??


Becuase you tried to divide by zero.
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#18
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D. Then wipe the blood on the walls and yourself for camouflage. When the hitman comes, hit him in the head with your paynus.


+1

We only need one more person to "+1" this and he has to do it
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#19
Quote by Mudkipzzz
Don't fap for 5 days. When the hitman walks in, touch yourself and you'll bust a nut. You'll spray him against the wall and he'll be stuck there.

C0ck slap him and then run out the door to your freedom

second
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#26
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Someone third it!


Dunno what it is but, I THIRD IT!

****, I fourth it!
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#28
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#29
"Don't fap for 5 days. When the hitman walks in, touch yourself and you'll bust a nut. You'll spray him against the wall and he'll be stuck there.

C0ck slap him and then run out the door to your freedom"


The above (my) idea has been thirded. It now counts as an option
#30
What this DR. Freedom doesn't know is that I can teleport. Teleport to Dr. Freedom, cack slap him, beat his face in then throw him in the room I was in. Hit man will come in and kill Dr. Freedom.

/thread.
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#31
well TS, would you like to continue the story?
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#32
buddy is trying to make a decent story, although I'm sure we all knew someone would make an option like that
I vote search the wall I can't remember what letter that was
#34
You decide to use your sperm as an effective and decide to hold back on your three-time daily fapping until the hitman arrives.

What do you do while waiting?

No more options, just get three to agree.
#35
find some food
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#36
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find some food


Yeah I'ma hungry.
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#37
Remember this is your inventory:

Cell Phone that has no battery
A Hammock about 10 feet wide and 4 feet thick(its a big one)
A Note from Dr. Freedom(read in the original post)
Food and Water somewhere in the wall
7 inch knife
#38
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Someone third it!



THIRD!
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#40
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Remember this is your inventory:

Cell Phone that has no battery
A Hammock about 10 feet wide and 4 feet thick(its a big one)
A Note from Dr. Freedom(read in the original post)
Food and Water somewhere in the wall
7 inch knife


Shout "FREE LAND" and watch out of the window as hundreds of gypsies move in. Buy a battery off them on the cheap, then call for help?
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