#1
http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=375097

Now, there are two rules.

1. YOU MUST play the game twice. You can play more than that, but only two times is necessary. Do not worry, it will only take a couple of minutes.
2. DO NOT read any replies to this post or any of the replies on that post until you have played through the game. Doing so would completely ruin it for you.
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#2
There's no way you can win but to close the game. Pretty lame, I don't want games to have a moral, games are for doing things that you can't do in real life (like shooting people).
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#3
Don't tell me what to do. No one tells me what to do.
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There's no way you can win but to close the game. Pretty lame, I don't want games to have a moral, games are for doing things that you can't do in real life (like shooting people).


I think the same, but that still invoked thoughts of something permanent.
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#8
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Downloading it will give you a virus.

MmHm... that's why the only thing it does beside play the game is put a file in the registry called HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Game Maker\

BTW: You can delete that if you want to win.
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#9
i feel bad for killing him now
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#11
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Goddamnit, I LOST.


I did too, I did too
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#12
I'm so confused. You have to play twice? The mother****er is STILL DEAD.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
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#13
wtf... Every time I download it it says it's "corrupt" and won't open... ffs.
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#14
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I'm so confused. You have to play twice? The mother****er is STILL DEAD.


Yes. That's the point.
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#15
This kinda reminds me of JFK: Reloaded... I must download that again, that was a good game.
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#16
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This kinda reminds me of JFK: Reloaded... I must download that again, that was a good game.


Except it didn't really tell you "Bad boy"


I love messing with the physics in that game. Car crashes ftw!
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#17
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Except it didn't really tell you "Bad boy"


I love messing with the physics in that game. Car crashes ftw!

Lol, always shoot the governer as he lines up with JFK himself, so he gets injured, and the bullet ricochets of his seat into JFK's neck, then shoot him in the head, just like it was lol. Then have some fun shooting police off their bikes, agents off the side of the security car, and then the driver of the presidential limo x)
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#18
I beat this game... but it took me a while to understand.

While you're playing, think hard about REAL life.

*hintity hint hint*
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Lol, always shoot the governer as he lines up with JFK himself, so he gets injured, and the bullet ricochets of his seat into JFK's neck, then shoot him in the head, just like it was lol. Then have some fun shooting police off their bikes, agents off the side of the security car, and then the driver of the presidential limo x)
Shooting the front car driver does it for me.
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#21
You can't win, I didn't want to shoot him right away, so I tried shooting the post to see if it would break.

Bullshit if you can't win.
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#22
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You can't win, I didn't want to shoot him right away, so I tried shooting the post to see if it would break.

Bullshit if you can't win.


Yes you can.
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#24
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How? I shoot tumbleweeds for about two minutes before I finally got bored of waiting.


You press escape.
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#25
Oh, I wasn't suppose to shoot the guy?

Its still fun to watch his body quiver as you unload lead into his head, tho.
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#26
That's it? I thought there was something else you had to do. I feel ripped off, and for once I wish I had shot him straight away.

Morals my ass.

A computer game (a shitty one at that) does not compare to shooting an actual person.
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#27
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That's it? I thought there was something else you had to do. I feel ripped off, and for once I wish I had shot him straight away.

Morals my ass.

A computer game (a shitty one at that) does not compare to shooting an actual person.



I'm shocked...

Anyway I liked it (it's fairly popular for an experiment), but my favourite game by 2Dcube is Karoshi. Good game to kill some time.
#28
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That's it? I thought there was something else you had to do. I feel ripped off, and for once I wish I had shot him straight away.

Morals my ass.

A computer game (a shitty one at that) does not compare to shooting an actual person.


No, but it was made to make a statement.
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#29
For the statement they were making, you'd think they would have made a way to free him.
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#30
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For the statement they were making, you'd think they would have made a way to free him.

That's what I attempted at first. Shooting the very edges of the ropes don't work
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#31
I tried to free him and it didn't work. So I killed him. He was still dead when I played again, so I deleted to registry entry and did it again, and won.