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#1
(BACK IN TIME)
You wake up from your after-school nap and look at the clock - 4 PM.

"Ughhh" you moan, it was time to get up and do some homework.

As you lazily roll off the couch your mom beings screaming at you to feed your cat, Mr. Bungle. You get to your feet and being walking towards the box of catfood. Slowly you pour it into your cat's bowl while thinking, How does he eat? It smells terrible

Mr. Bungle gobbles it up and you stare with disgust. Whatever. It was time for homework. You hated doing homework.

You reluctantly walk over towards your over-filled backpack and pull out your textbooks: Math, Science, and English. Ugh, 7th grade is hard.

Suddenly over the radio that your mom is listening to you hear that [insert favorite band here] is offering free tickets to the 9th caller. What do you do:

a) Math Homework
b) Science Homework
c) English Homework
d) Call the radio station and risk losing too much time on your homework(your mom will ground you if its not done before 5:30)

I'm really bored right now
#2
No fap?

Epic fail.
--"Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride."--
#4
I hope this one doesn't implode like the last one...

D.
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#5
Again? I'm interested to see how things will pan out the second time around. This time he needs to DO SOME WORK. I pick C
TO = used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place, or thing approached and reached, as opposed to from

TWO = the number 2

TOO = in addition; also; furthermore; to an excessive extent or degree
#8
A - I like math
The good times are killing me.


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#9
D wins

*********

**** this, I'm calling that radio station.

You beeline towards the phone and dial the number. An operator comes online and tells you to wait. You wait anxiously for 5 minutes with no response. You hear on the radio,

"Ah, it looks like our 9th caller has just called in." You pray to god its you. Another call comes through. You almost piss yourself from the anxiety, finally.


The tone disapears..

"Congratulations Bobby Young, you are our ninth caller!!" the radio says.

GOD DAMMIT, you want to ram your face into the table but quickly calm yourself down.
You remember the other call and quickly answer it, its your Best Friend, James.

"Yo, wanna hit the movies with me and Damien tommorow?"

You quickly respond with

**********

a) "No."
b) "Lol wut?"
c) "Damien is a faggot. If I go I will rip his eyes out."
d) "Sure, when is the movie?"
e) hang up
f) "Only if its rated G, I hate adult content."
g) "If you weren't such a fag."
h) "Get laid. Then call me again."
i) "Ok."

No I'm just gonna copy paste the whole time in case you were wondering
#12
Choice G
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#17
Didn't we get laid hardcore in the last one? On the slide?
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#18
D. then make babyz him and Damien in the popcorn maker.
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#19
C wins


********

"Damien is a faggot. If I go I will rip his eyes out."

"....dude..."

"Yeah you heard me! HE BETTER NOT GO OR ELSE!"

"Hey who's on the phone?" You hear your mom call from another room.

"..Dude Damien has to come his mom already agreed. So you in or out?"

"Look I gotta go man. Just remember, DAMIEN IS ****ING DEAD MEAT!" You hang up.

Now what?

******

a) Go have a fap in your room
b) Math
c) English
d) Science
e) Sneak out to Mike's(If you guys do this...I swear)
f) Go give your mom a kiss
g) Go wait for your little brother's bus to arrive and surprise attack his smartass
h) Go throw Mr. Bungle around(lol wut?)
i) Go try some of Mr. Bungle's food
j) Go cuddle with Mr. Bungle
k) Eat some snacks and watch the damn television
#23
Even if we do our math, we're getting laid somehow. You know how the pit is.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#26
Maybe we get laid by our teachers??? They don't hate us, and we do no homework.

Profits are to be had.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#28
By the way, I appreciate everyone who voted to call Damien a faggot.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#30
Well, guitar_hero, you are "teh fapmaster".
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#32
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How original


Your title is "teh fapmaster."

I just want to see could possibly happen besides someone walking in if we fap.
#33
Don't at me. Are you or are you not "teh fapmaster"
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#35
Indeed you are. I wish more people would vote.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#37
I'm voting for Barack. black peoples is kewl.
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I wouldn't call what we have here on the Bass Forum a mentality. It's more like the sharing part of an AA meeting.

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Warwick Fortress>>Acoustic AB50

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#38
C.

YEAH ITS BACK!!!!!

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance