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Sexy hobo who likes to whap gorillas
Epiphone G-400 Ebony
Line-6 UberMetal, EchoPark
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
Traynor YCV50Blue, Bass Mate 25, Guitar Mate 15
i am a handsome necropheliac who likes to hang bill cosby(1st try)
or i am a hand handsome necropheliac who likes to kneel on mice
or a yummy pornstar who likes to pilfer lesbians iyeah!
or a yummy fishstick who likes to explore rapists
or a strange vampire who likes to ride hot bitches
or a masturbating titan who likes to mount lesbians
or a gigantic chick magnet who likes to mega**** frogs
or a tiny sexybitch who likes to watch balls
or a pawslutty hosecockboy who likes to infultrate mammals
or a lazy necro who likes to control archelogists

Left hand man of the fargoth fanclub! PM lamafunguy to join.

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Better yet. "My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
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lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1
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I am a selfish, cheating ass who likes to fornicate with minors.

Also, I am a muscular penis pumper who likes to love sheep. I guess I'm Welsh now.
"2,000,000 NPS Whores" club.
Appreciating the beauty of music so fast it blows puny mortal's faces off.
Bow down to teh Shredzor!
PM La Qotsa if you want to join. No emotion? Pah!
You are a yummy fighter who likes to discover cvnts.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
I'm a confused fruitcake who likes to burn lamps

Also, I'm a bad bastard who likes to mount hot bitches
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
^ the penis one is awesome

im a yummy necrophiliac who likes to bite dildos

edit: and also a stingy baby who likes to sell c*nts
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Reel Big Fish
Streetlight Manifesto

Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
you are a stingy clown who likes to bend mostercocks.

Just what i always dreamed of
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find them,

and dropkick them.
"You are a green ringtail raper who likes to swallow crotches"

Oh crap they're on to me
im a pretty penis who likes to infultrate homosexuals
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

I think I'll leave this window open just for the music

I am a puny golaith who likes to pilfer penises
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
"I am a rare man who likes to cum on women"

WTF, why's mine the only one that actually makes sense
You are a ****ing hot woman who loves to pay goats.
for fans of...

Motion City Soundtrack, Get Up Kids, Jimmy Eat World, Transit, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, Early November, Fall Out Boy, Jawbreaker, Polar Bear Club, The Story So Far, the Wonder Years, Something Corporate.

Am I the only one who left the window open because of the song? It's extremely catchy.
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I even tried dressing up as a fly myself, and throwing myself out of the window in the hope that they will follow me. But to no avail.

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we have a Llama forum, and still no drum forum.
You are a pawslutty bandit who likes to beat heroes.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.

I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
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