#1
I would ask it...

If it can make love


also, inb4: "I would ask it if it enjoys these pointless threads"
#2
How many times did you fap today?
Wanna high five with your wanking hand?
Why did you eat your baby brother and then masturbate in front of your dog?
Did you know your dog would bite your penis and you would kill it with a sword?
Why cum on pizza?
#4
I would ask it if it enjoys these pointless threads


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#6
I would bend the Pit over and mercilessly rape it.

GIVE IT A TASTE OF ITS OWN MEDICINE!
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
#7
Quote by Better
I would ask it if it enjoys these pointless threads

Hey cut that out
#8
"what the **** is wrong with you, and why do I love you so much?"
MUSIC can lift us out of depression or move us to tears- it is a remedy, a tonic, orange juice for the ear.
~Oliver Sacks


"You get smaller while the world gets big
The more you know you know you don't know shit"
#9
I'd run. that would be one scary ass MoFo.
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HUMANITY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.


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#11
Why are you raping me?
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#13
Wait... Is the Pit a woman or a d00d?
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#15
Why?
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#17
..so I heard you liek teh mudkipz.
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#18
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..so I heard you liek teh mudkipz.

/thread
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