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#1
i've got this school function on today, its compulsory to go (on a Sunday as well ). and i was told to get a haircut, its just my fringe that's to long... is there a way i can make it seem shorter without cutting it? would straightening it work?
#2
Straightening your hair = Longer hair


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#5
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comb it back. if its long enough that its an issue, its long enough that it can be combed back. alternatively, wear a hat.

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#9
who cares how long your hair is, thats discrimination if they tell you to cut your hair
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#12
Spike it straight up. Technicall, then it won't be long, it will be tall
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#16
You can't make your hair shorter without cutting it...it is physically impossible.

You could burn it I guess...that wouldn't be cutting it.
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#18
Tell your school to eat a bag of dicks, they can't tell you to cut your hair.
#19
Take your hair and shove it into a small invisible black hole. You can purchase a small black hole here-

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#20
Thin it?
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#21
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If I were you I'd tell 'em to get fucked but whatever.


the school self regulates.. ifyou don't follow the rules they kick you out.. if you dont go to this stupid thing today, they kick you out... its a good school, but there are lots of things i don't like about it.

Ill try to comb it back, Elvis style
#22
If you tense really hard, like when you go for troublesome log, but instead of tensing in your arse you tense in your head and instead of pushing you're pulling, then your hair will get shorter.

WARNING:

The second you stop tensing, your hair will become long again.

A photograph of a successful arse-brain-tense-log-hair-shortening:


Without pulling that face this guy's hair is approximately 1cm longer
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#23
Quote by USAPeavey
You can't make your hair shorter without cutting it...it is physically impossible.

You could burn it I guess...that wouldn't be cutting it.

Haha. You contradict yourself. You said you can't make hair shorter without cutting it, but if he were to burn it, it would get shorter, would it not?
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#24
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the school self regulates.. ifyou don't follow the rules they kick you out.. if you dont go to this stupid thing today, they kick you out... its a good school, but there are lots of things i don't like about it.

Ill try to comb it back, Elvis style


Just comb it back. I don't see how they can make you cut your hair, you hvae the right to have it long if you want.
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#27
Buy yourself a hair shortener. I think they go on ebay for around 25-30 bucks plus shipping.
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#28
lol
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#29
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You can't make your hair shorter without cutting it...it is physically impossible.

You could burn it I guess...that wouldn't be cutting it.

There's actually a barber in Washington DC that does that. He uses these special candles that inhibit the fire from spreading onto the hair, or something like that.
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#32
backcombing makes it look shorter, but it also results in a robert smith type thing, which will probably get you yelled at anyway.
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#33
Get it thinned and layered and that should help it lay down more and look a little shorter.....
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#34
Curl it?
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#35
curling it would make it shorter. if you permed it into an afro, it would probably be short enough.

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#36
Quote by Recon77
Tell your school to eat a bag of dicks, they can't tell you to cut your hair.

They're making him turn up on a Sunday, I expect they can tell him to cut his hair.
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#37
Quote by FrenchyFungus
They're making him turn up on a Sunday, I expect they can tell him to cut his hair.


You never know. Does it say in his school handbook that long hair is not allowed? Turning up on a sunday might be somehow part of the curriculum. But long hair is a personal choice, and no government institution can tell you that you cannot have your hair long. They can make you tie it back or wear a hairnet, but never cut it.

On another note, how you been frenchy?
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Quote by Yakult
If you tense really hard, like when you go for troublesome log, but instead of tensing in your arse you tense in your head and instead of pushing you're pulling, then your hair will get shorter.

WARNING:

The second you stop tensing, your hair will become long again.

A photograph of a successful arse-brain-tense-log-hair-shortening:


Without pulling that face this guy's hair is approximately 1cm longer

oh shit that was funny
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