#1
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
#2
Get picture of friends mom... go to school bathroom.. tape his moms picture on stall.. write for a good time call *INSERT FRIENDS HOUSE NUMBER HERE*
#4
Nothing. Because some people have the job of cleaning that up.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#6
Here I sit, so broken hearted.
Tried to ****, but only farted.
Quote by Beakwithteeth
What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#7
"Veni, Vidi, Vixi"
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#9
Quote by Ultimate_Gio92
Get picture of friends mom... go to school bathroom.. tape his moms picture on stall.. write for a good time call *INSERT FRIENDS HOUSE NUMBER HERE*


wow that was exactly what i was going to put!
Take a look at my blog
#11
"The jokes not on the wall,
It's in your hands"

Above the urinal.
Quote by Slut
Nobody likes you and your opinion on life does not matter. Also your sister is pregnant with my child.
#12
Come up with something original. There, I said it.
Quote by Shredder XXX
how about the way your entire country generalizes a culture by the actions of a few, citing any Americans idea of a middle eastern person.
#13
Just write in the a guy that you really hate's phone number as an advertisement for rough and violent gay bear(big husky men, typically with beards for those who don't know) sex.
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


Quote by JustRooster
I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.



Quote by JD2k9
Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#14
Quote by TooFast
Nothing. Because some people have the job of cleaning that up.

if no one wrote anything those people wouldn't have a job
#16
I'm watchin you, tiny.
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I wouldn't call what we have here on the Bass Forum a mentality. It's more like the sharing part of an AA meeting.

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HUMANITY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.


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#18
i've seen a lot of toilet tennis going around lately. Good for a few minutes.
#21
"Don't look up here, the joke is in your hands!"

"Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the bull**** on the walls."

"Up the Punx
We are everywhere"
Quote by Pinballwizard93
you sir, Martinikiss7, should be president.



Jizz is where it is
#23
Quote by The Madcap
Why did all of those have to sound like a man who barely speaks english?


They are all chinese proverbs