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and it was kind of lame. i mean you think a porn star might have SOME kind of personality. but no.

but anyways, heres what got me. she was at the restaurant i work at with her family. i mean her little brother was there and everything. i thought all porn stars were like clones and ****.

so has anyone ever met a porn "star"?
#4
you mean she was a human with a private life???


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#5
Did you actually "meet" her? Or did you just see her?

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#7
How did you know she was a porn star?

I mean, I watch my fair share of porn, but I couldn't spot out the MILF I was fapping to last night if I saw her at a Denny's.
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#9
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Did you actually "meat" her? Or did you just see her?



Fixed.
#10
aubrey addams. i cant believe i forgot the name. she has a myspace so me and my manager were basically online all night trying to make sure it was her. as she left one of the guys i was working with asked and she said yeah.
#11
I'm sure her family is sooo proud for her to be recognized like that
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#13
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Fixed.




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#14
Quote by TheDudeman
aubrey addams. i cant believe i forgot the name. she has a myspace so me and my manager were basically online all night trying to make sure it was her. as she left one of the guys i was working with asked and she said yeah.



must have been kinda awkward for her knowing that she met guys that have fapped to her.
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I'm sure her family is sooo proud for her to be recognized like that

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#17
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must have been kinda awkward for her knowing that she met guys that have fapped to her.


What if one of her movies was in a theatre and she went to see it opening night and looked around to see all the guys fapping trying to hide it under there popcorn bags.
Not that ive ever done that.

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#19
I wonder what her little brothers thinks she does.
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#22
i wasnt hugely involved, but she was there for her 21st birthday so i was the dude that took her picture and got it framed for her. i was also the dude that showed them to their seats and told them about our creamy fondues.

really. i work at a fondue restaurant.
#23
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I wonder what her little brothers thinks she does.



Well sometimes she's a nurse, sometimes she goes to catholic school and sometimes she hires a plumber to clean her drainage.
#24
Dude you didn't meet her if you didn't talk to her. So instead just say you saw her.

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i wasnt hugely involved, but she was there for her 21st birthday so i was the dude that took her picture and got it framed for her. i was also the dude that showed them to their seats and told them about our creamy fondues.

really. i work at a fondue restaurant.


Lol innuendo.
#26
i talked to her. i told her about our fondues. that is talking.

and yeah there were a lot of "imma fondue her in the butt" comments.
#27
Quote by TheDudeman
i wasnt hugely involved, but she was there for her 21st birthday so i was the dude that took her picture and got it framed for her. i was also the dude that showed them to their seats and told them about our creamy fondues.

really. i work at a fondue restaurant.



I think she gets enough creamy fondues.


Edit: lol fondue her in the butt didnt think of that one.
#28
Quote by TheDudeman
and it was kind of lame. i mean you think a porn star might have SOME kind of personality. but no.

but anyways, heres what got me. she was at the restaurant i work at with her family. i mean her little brother was there and everything. i thought all porn stars were like clones and ****.

so has anyone ever met a porn "star"?

Pics or it didn't happen.
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#29
so... did you get her number?
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and yeah there were a lot of "imma fondue her in the butt" comments.


#31
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Well sometimes she's a nurse, sometimes she goes to catholic school and sometimes she hires a plumber to clean her drainage.


HAW!
#34
Well, now you have some **** to give to her little brothers like. Her little brothers "I did your mom last night" "Well I saw your sister naked on the internet free of charge last night"
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#35
Correction: You "met" a porn star tonight.
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#37
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Well sometimes she's a nurse, sometimes she goes to catholic school and sometimes she hires a plumber to clean her drainage.


Good one
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#38
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I wonder what her little brothers thinks she does.


I feel sorry that theres a good chance of him accidentally scrolling across a vid of her.
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I wonder what her little brothers thinks she does.

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