#1
OK, who can do anything freaky with their body. Like double jointed stuff, dislocating joints etc.

Me personally *long list here*: Can dislocate shoulders, wrists, fingers, toes, sorta knees as well. I think I'm missing stuff but what can you people do???
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#2
My thumbs are wierd as hell.

Also, my fingers bend in all directions at the knuckles. Back and forth, side to side.
#4
I can suck my own dick, and bend my elbows backwards.
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#5
I have two belly buttons (well technically ones a back button) does that count?
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#7
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I don't, but I can.
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#8
ok

i can like pop

my Left shoulder out of place and back

but not my right

what is this??

like whats wrong with me!!!!
#9
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My thumbs are wierd as hell.

Also, my fingers bend in all directions at the knuckles. Back and forth, side to side.

Then I let the alpine play, pumpin' new Shit by NWA, it was gangsta gansta at the top of the list; then I played my own **** it went somethin like this: Cruisin down the street in my 64, jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes, went to the park to get the scoop, knuckleheads out there shootin some hoops.
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#11
I can get my elbows to point in like 3/4 of the opposite direction. It's awesome for freaking people out.
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#12
Quote by Flying Couch
My thumbs are wierd as hell.

Also, my fingers bend in all directions at the knuckles. Back and forth, side to side.

...That's completely normal.
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#17
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Then I let the alpine play, pumpin' new Shit by NWA, it was gangsta gansta at the top of the list; then I played my own **** it went somethin like this: Cruisin down the street in my 64, jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes, went to the park to get the scoop, knuckleheads out there shootin some hoops.


I thought exactly the same thing!
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#21
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ok

i can like pop

my Left shoulder out of place and back

but not my right

what is this??

like whats wrong with me!!!!


Met too but its my right one!
#22
I can make my penis throw up
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#23
I can bend my fingers back, so they lay flat on my hand. I can wiggle muh ears. I used to be able to do the splits, before puberty. I can wiggle my pinky while the other fingers don't move. And I have a severe hitch-hiker's thumb.
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#26
I can bend my fingers backwards
but my middle finger on my left hand is pushed hard enough
the fingertip touches the back of my hand

I can also shake my eyes
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