#1
The Pipe (I can't)

verse 1

Out on recess
Steer clear
of the scary
Librarian Lady

(trust me)

i just got a new skateboard
and i'm drawing designs
all the other kids are impressed

chorus 1

but i can't pick the pipe up
i can't pick the pipe up
no i can't pick the pipe up
grandpa says no

verse 2

Out in the tires
enough room for five
Betsy and Mary join me
Betsy and Mary join me

navigate
some tough terrain
all day
all day

chorus 2

but i can't pick the pipe up
i can't pick the pipe up
no i can't pick the pipe up
grandpa says no

no i can't pick the pipe up
i can't pick the pipe up
i can't pick the pipe up
grandpa says no

(bridge)

he taught me my first song
and told me i could sing along
i can read
i can write
i can smoke
my daddy's pipe

chorus 3

but i can't pick the pipe up
i can't pick the pipe up
no i can't pick the pipe up
grandpa says no

no i can't pick the pipe up
i can't pick the pipe up
i can't pick the pipe up
grandpa says no
Last edited by parkt921k at May 25, 2008,
#2
dude, you've got to rewrite this.
there's no real structure concerning rhyming and there is no meaning behind this lyrics at all.
smoking a ****ing pipe? that might be fun, but it ain't interesting as a topic.

have fun.
#3
dude its obviously a joke song.
first verse made me laugh.
steer clear of the librarian lady lol.