#3
Didn't one of them date Terry Hall?
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
You fixed yourself, you said, "Well, never mind,
We are ugly, but we have the music."
#4
God damn, I always wanted to have sex with Joan of Arc.

Nowadays I'd go for Sigmund Freud, he was sexy in a goofy kind of way.