#1
Through October to November.
Start in the UK, end up in Amsterdam for Cannabis Cup.
But my real question is, when I'm in England, how likely is it that I can go and beat the crap out of one of these so called chavs?
#2
as long as your bigger than him and you hide the body
you can do whatever you want
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#3
omg yes, mate it aint hard, they pretty much start on u lol dnt even really have to look hard
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SRSLY.
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#5
You will see them enough but you will get knifed, knife crime over here is terrible
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#6
sure you can. Just dont get yourself hurt, have no mercy, and get the **** outta there as soon as ya can when ya done
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#7
come to scotland

seriously you cant throw a stone without hitting 1 of those ****ers
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#8
watch you dont get chibbed now :P haha scottish patter

Glasgow (Scotland) is worse trust me
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come to scotland

seriously you cant throw a stone without hitting 1 of those ****ers

fellow scottish dude yey !
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#11
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You will see them enough but you will get knifed, knife crime over here is terrible



yeah u gotta be careful bout knives, we get about 6 stabbings a day on the news, thats just the fatal ones that are actually known about....so about 20000 a day?
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#12
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Be careful in London though...those are hardcore chavs that carry weapons on them...so yeah...


It's because they are NOT hardcore that they need to carry weapons.
#13
Bear in mind not all chavs are bad. I know I'm making a pretty bold statement but there are the occasional chavs who are alright. They are few and far between, though. And if you try and start a fight with one chances are you'll have to deal with about 8
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#14
We will applaud you.
Just make sure it's one on their own (rare) and that you can win. Remember that many carry concealed weapons, and have friends round the corner.
For an authentic chav, you'll have to go to the inner city, but for a much wussier, though less authentic version, try hunting the suburbs for a middle class chav.
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Quote by death_metaller
yeah u gotta be careful bout knives, we get about 6 stabbings a day on the news, thats just the fatal ones that are actually known about....so about 20000 a day?

It can't be that bad. I think it's closer to that per year
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1546085/The-vagaries-of-UK-knife-crime-statistics.html
no-one has a clue, though I'm loath to believe the torygraph. still nowhere near 20,00 a day though.
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#15
**** it man come to london and create a big meeting and we will all come and kill them. will be jokes
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chav hunt any1?
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#18
You will meet loads of chavs in england and scottland just carry A BIG gun and your ok =)
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#19
yeah boi. ill bring all my knives. nothing beats a good trhoat cutting. what date boys
#20
watch out for groups of these
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#21
In truth though, apart from maybe having a few people staring at you and shouting "oi, what you looking at?" you shuould be fine, just stay out of rough parts of town at night.
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#23
Yeah, I'm not going to Europe to die. Or kill people. If I just see one of those kids starting somethin, I plan on being all lone-ranger cowboy (a.k.a. stereotypical American) and doing a few moves only Chuck Norris could pull off.
We'll probably go through Scotland. But we're going to London, so I'll try and mess with some chavs in each city I go to
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Yeah, I'm not going to Europe to die. Or kill people. If I just see one of those kids starting somethin, I plan on being all lone-ranger cowboy (a.k.a. stereotypical American) and doing a few moves only Chuck Norris could pull off.
We'll probably go through Scotland. But we're going to London, so I'll try and mess with some chavs in each city I go to





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#26
Well chavs are usually in a gang of around 10-15 and the extreme ones can carry knives and wont give 2 wanks if they stab you, so yeah good luck with that
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#27
Originally Posted by loubot123
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Originally Posted by Dopey_Trout
come to scotland

seriously you cant throw a stone without hitting 1 of those ****ers

fellow scottish dude yey !


woo! minorities on websites make it so much more fun when you meet another

Originally Posted by cam_sampbell
Well chavs are usually in a gang of around 10-15 and the extreme ones can carry knives and wont give 2 wanks if they stab you, so yeah good luck with that


most of them round here are big pussies and will only do anything when theres a group of them, there just always is a group of them
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#28
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Through October to November.
Start in the UK, end up in Amsterdam for Cannabis Cup.
But my real question is, when I'm in England, how likely is it that I can go and beat the crap out of one of these so called chavs?


Drop by my place when in Amsterdam, eh?


#29
Chavs come in groups so don't start anything because they're all related.
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#30
just don't be stupid, like don't walk into their 'area' and you'll be fine
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#31
Don't bother mate, you'll get a gang of them on you.
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