#3
ok

bored much?
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#4
ok
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#9
is it weird that whenever i put bacon on a pan to fry it, i eat like 2 pieces raw?
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#10
ok

And the first time I ever baked cookies, I didn't put enough flour in so it was a runny mess that got all over the inside of the oven.
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#12
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damn you combo breaker

ok

I wanted to keep the combo, but I already got warned for participating in a combo.
Once my warning expires, I promise to engage in a combo with you.
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#14
When I was little I tried to make pizza in the toaster. Then I tried to get the cheesey tomatoy gunk out with a knife. Needless to say we got a new toaster.
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#16
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I wanted to keep the combo, but I already got warned for participating in a combo.
Once my warning expires, I promise to engage in a combo with you.

That results in a warning?

Hmm.. I suppose I can see that.
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#17
ok

bacon is only good crispy
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#18
i didnt make my eggs right and had the poops
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#19
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You have iron stomach!

Teach me!

haha idk i just think it tastes so good but i would probably get sick if i ate anymore than that
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#24
[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]ok

And the first time I ever baked cookies, I didn't put enough flour in so it was a runny mess that got all over the inside of the oven.


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#25
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That results in a warning?

Hmm.. I suppose I can see that.

Yup. It counts as Spam .
It was a "So?" kind of combo. It had an epic potential, but Carmel didn't like it and warned everyone who participated in the combo.
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#27
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ok

bacon is only good crispy


I hate bacon crispy, i like it kinda chewy
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#28
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I hate bacon crispy, i like it kinda chewy

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#30
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I hate bacon crispy, i like it kinda chewy


No it has to be perfectly in between. Bendy and moist, but still crispy.

God I want some bacon.
We're only strays.
#31
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No it has to be perfectly in between. Bendy and moist, but still crispy.

God I want some bacon.

This.
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#32
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Peanut butter and syrup sandwich. It was very messy.


I see your problem right here. Use HONEY next time.
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#33
Ham isn't raw, they smoke it then pack it in water or something.

TS, you're just stupid for eating raw bacon.

One morning when I was about 11 or 12, my parents went some where, so I tried to fry bacon and scramble some eggs. I did ok with the eggs, but the bacon burned really bad. The dog got the first batch of bacon. I tried again, and got the bacon done, but not too done. I enjoyed my bacon, then tried to figure out what to do with the grease. I had always heard not to pour it down the sink so I grabbed a cup with a little coke and water from the fast food joint I had eaten at the night before. Well, the cup was styrafoam. The hot grease melted the cup, resulting in me having minor burns. Needless to say, it all went down the sink followed by Drano. Since that day, I've let the grease cool off, and put it in an old vegetable oil jug to use later.


Happy now, TS?


EDIT: To poster below, bacon is cut off the back I believe, whereas ham is around the hip region.
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#35
Ham is cooked you, nublet.


You can get tapeworm from raw meat, you nublet.


Go to the doctor if your asshole is itchy, you nublet.
#36
Quote by Just_a_picker
Ham isn't raw, they smoke it then pack it in water or something.

TS, you're just stupid for eating raw bacon.

One morning when I was about 11 or 12, my parents went some where, so I tried to fry bacon and scramble some eggs. I did ok with the eggs, but the bacon burned really bad. The dog got the first batch of bacon. I tried again, and got the bacon done, but not too done. I enjoyed my bacon, then tried to figure out what to do with the grease. I had always heard not to pour it down the sink so I grabbed a cup with a little coke and water from the fast food joint I had eaten at the night before. Well, the cup was styrafoam. Thge hot grease melted the cup, resulting in me having minor burns. Needless to say, it all went down the sink followed by Drano. Since that day, I've let the grease cool off, and put it in an old vegetable oil jug to use later.


Happy now, TS?



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I liked the part when you said bacon was good.

mmmMMMmmmm bacon
#37
My brother once made a lard sandwich.
And the first time my mum made Christmas dinner, she cooked the turkey with the giblets still inside.
#38
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I wanted to keep the combo, but I already got warned for participating in a combo.
Once my warning expires, I promise to engage in a combo with you.



that is a good enough reason, and you are forgiven
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