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#1
Crack These Two

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a mafia boss needed to bump off 2 of his gang members who "knew too much". he invited them round to his flat and presetned them with a gin and tonic laced with poison.
Frankie, suspiscous of his plan, downed the gin, in one, asked for another which he similarlily downed, before making excuses and leaving.

Pete 'the knife' was not as paranoid and spent a pleasent afternoon enjoying his drink, and chatting to the mafia boss, the next day pete 'the knife was dead, but frankie alive.

why didn't the poison work on frankie?


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i have 5 apples, i take 2 away, how many apples do i have?
#3
frankie drank too much and threw up?

5 apples?
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#6
Quote by Mask_Of_Sanity
Because he had the Gin, and the other guy had the tonic laced with poison?

And you have two apples.



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#8
Frankie puked everything out when he got home and went to get some KFC.

And you have 2 apples.
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#9
I'm guessing the first one is the cliche "poisonous ice that melts" riddle.
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#10
Quote by ACG
I'm guessing the first one is the cliche "poisonous ice that melts" riddle.

that's genius!
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#11
Quote by ACG
I'm guessing the first one is the cliche "poisonous ice that melts" riddle.

agree... unless...

frankie just happened to have taken as many drugs as keith richards and is now immune to everything!!
#12
FRANKIE WAS ACTUALLY CLARK KENT!!!!

how didnt we see it before?
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#13
but... as soon as the ice touches the liquid, it gets poisoned too... it is simple chemistry...
so if tht is the answer, it is a crappy one...
and you may know it or not but you still have 5 apples, 2 of which you carry for some reason...
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#14
Quote by KenMasters
but... as soon as the ice touches the liquid, it gets poisoned too... it is simple chemistry...
so if tht is the answer, it is a crappy one...
and you may know it or not but you still have 5 apples, 2 of which you carry for some reason...

poison centre, plain ice surrounding it
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#16
Quote by KenMasters
but... as soon as the ice touches the liquid, it gets poisoned too... it is simple chemistry...
so if tht is the answer, it is a crappy one...
and you may know it or not but you still have 5 apples, 2 of which you carry for some reason...


yay logic!!!
#19
Quote by Magic Jim
poison centre, plain ice surrounding it

this is impossible to happen by erms of chemistry i think
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#20
Quote by KenMasters
this is impossible to happen by erms of chemistry i think


No it's not
#21
There Were Two Answers

Frankie 'Knew Too Much' and knew that the poisen takes a certain time to kill a man, so he delibberatly drank two, so that his bowls would get rid of the poisen faster.


2) the ice cubes were laced with poisen and he drank it before the poisen could melt]

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#22
Quote by jmilli2
No it's not

how do you put the poison IN th ice without it being poisoned?
i'm really curious...
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#23
I think we can agree that the mafia boss is an idiot and should have just shot both of them.
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#24
I've got one:

A woman is walking with a blindfold on. There is music playing. The music stops and then she dies. Why?
#28
the tonic was laced with poison not the gin...n u have 2 apples
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#30
Quote by jmilli2
I've got one:

A woman is walking with a blindfold on. There is music playing. The music stops and then she dies. Why?


because the mafia boss got mad that frankie stayed alive so he shot her!!
#31
Because they were playing blindfolded musical chairs, and she couldn't see where she was sitting and she missed the chair and fell down the stairs and died?
#32
Quote by jmilli2
I've got one:

A woman is walking with a blindfold on. There is music playing. The music stops and then she dies. Why?

She was walking along a balancing rope and the music qued when she reached the end because she couldn't see. The music stopped too early and she went to step off and fell.
#33
Quote by ShaunDiel
Inject it?


if you inject it, the whole cube gets poisonous...
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#34
Quote by jmilli2
I've got one:

A woman is walking with a blindfold on. There is music playing. The music stops and then she dies. Why?


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#35
Quote by lceman13
She was walking along a balancing rope and the music qued when she reached the end because she couldn't see. The music stopped too early and she went to step off and fell.


this is pure charlie chaplin imagination!
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#36
Quote by KenMasters
if you inject it, the whole cube gets poisonous...

Make a small posion ice cube, then put it in some water, which you subsequently freeze
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#37
Quote by SuperBlob
Make a small posion ice cube, then put it in some water, which you subsequently freeze


i don't think theres a venom that keeps frozrn in a temp lower than frozen waterAKA ice... it will melt inside the ice cube...
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#38
woman was listening to her ipod blindfolded when aliens invaded and used a special signal that made all of our electronics explode. her ipod blew up killing her shortly after
#39
Maybe she's an industrial fan, and she thought it was music when really it was a ticking bomb, and yeah...
#40
Quote by KenMasters
how do you put the poison IN th ice without it being poisoned?
i'm really curious...

get poison that freezes at 2 degrees C
freeze it
in an environment that is 1 degree C, put it in a small amount of water
lower the temperature to below zero
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.