#1
Why is it that this is the only place where fap is the dominant term for masturbation?
-ash
#2
*Faps* Why not?


*Continues Fapping*
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#6
It's not.
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#9
Because you touch yourself at night.
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#10
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can you think of anything else for the word fap?


wank
whack
jerk off
masturbate
self-pleasure
hand sex
etc.
-ash
#12
What's wrong with fap? It's faster to type.
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#14
choking smurfs?
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#15
Quote by ashgray
Why is it that this is the only place where fap is the dominant term for masturbation?


You must be ****ting me.
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#16
I was watching Emeril once and he was tenderizing some meat and said "Now, if you don't have to time to pound your meat". The audience went nuts
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#18
Hand vagina?
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#19
cause most other places thing masturbation is bad. here, in the pit, it is worshipped
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#20
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"I used to call it slicing the salami"

I take it you're the bugger from BME Pain Olympics, then?
#22
Bash the bishop, polish the bristols, strangle the ferret.
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#24
we just discuss it so much that we need a shorter word for it. masturbate is so complicated to type out, by my estimate it took me about 1.5 seconds. fap takes less than .25 seconds to type out. its a time saver really.
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#25
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Because you touch yourself at night.



Dammit I was gonna post that...


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#26
I prefer the term "bashing one out".

"Sorry I'm late for work, I was bashing one out".

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#28
Because we in the pit like to name activities by the way they sound. Go and have yourself a nice fapping and you shall realize that it goes:
\"fapfapfap"

See?

Edit: For example, I call sex "annoyingpoundingandmoaningfromthedownstairsapartment".
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#29
Because masturbate sounds too much like masticate. People think of chewing when you say it and that's not right.
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#30
Because fap is not only the action but the sound. When you fap, this sound comes out: "fapfapfapfapfapfap" for every time you pull it down. By saying the word fap, you subconciously hear the sound therefore it's funnier to say.


/fapfapfap
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#33
F.A.P.- Ferociously Aggravated Penis


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#34
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"I used to call it slicing the salami"



American Pie, quote from Jim's Dad?
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#35
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#36
Because you've never been to 4chan.
Megan Fox nude!

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#37
because were cool like that
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#38
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I take it you're the bugger from BME Pain Olympics, then?

lolol XD


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#39
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lolol XD



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