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#1
I have recently made very good friends with a very very dirty girl......
she keeps asking me to send her dirty SMSs.
the problem is im bad at them, i cant think of anything that dirty. she sends me filthy (and i mean filthy) texts all the time.
please give me some suggestions guys and gals.
i know that i can count on you guys for something truly disgusting
#4
Hey, I bet you don't have a penis....
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#6
ha you sure ur not just trying to brag that someone wants to get freaky? haha whether or not ull admit it i comend you
#7
You're fat and ugly.
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#11
Wait, by filthy do you mean:

She a slut but is hot and you'd totally do her,
She a slut but is ugly and you're utterly repulsed,
or
She rarely bathes but is still hot and you'd totally do her.

What is she sending you? You should respond in a witty yet provocative manner. Then, you do her.
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#13
Guess how many diseases I can give you.

c'mon, guess.
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#15
good work guys your dirty as hell......this is no lie its serious btw....
by filthy i mean "ill spit in your asshole you little bitch" dirty.....
#17
........cant you find a real girl?
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#18
I have currently discarded one (1) article of clothing.
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#24
So I herd u liek STDs...
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#25
im gonna fart in your mouth...ya im gonna **** all over your walls
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#26
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that made me Lol so hard!!!
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#27
I take a **** on your chest. j/k but if you want serious responses, just read these. http://www.bloodninja.org/
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#28
"I got 12 inches of lovin', and I wanna give it to ya...
...Okay, maybe not 12, maybe more like 8 or nine...
...k maybe not 8 or 9, maybe a bit more like 1-2 inches max..."


...Magruber SNL reference, anyone?
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#29
"You have no idea how much I want you right now."

"Can't think of anything else but slowly pulling off your panties with my teeth."

"I want to tie you up so badly and make my dirtly little slu't.."

Great. Now I'm horny.
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#30
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good work guys your dirty as hell......this is no lie its serious btw....
by filthy i mean "ill spit in your asshole you little bitch" dirty.....


....................LMAO.
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#31
why not instead of sending messages, you go and f*ck the Sh*t out of her
#32
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why not instead of sending messages, you go and f*ck the Sh*t out of her

I like his plan...
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#35
Just txt her the lyrics for "Entrails ripped from a virgin's c u n t"
by Cannibal Corpse.
"Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet, and I am you and what I see is me."
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#36
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im gonna fart in your mouth...ya im gonna **** all over your walls

LOL
Anyone else get what this is from


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#38
lol she lives miles away......... and just for the record this thread is priceless
#39
i bet Ts is actually just whacking off to what people say
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