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#1
...as well as other things. At my house. Every time I go upstairs, if I check the history the next day, there will be entries such as 'big swallows', 'sexy flash games' and 'rape porn'.
This has happened multiple times.

I don't really want to broach the subject, but what should I do to deter him from using my computer in such disgusting ways - I don't want spyware and beastiality on it.

Parental controls are the easiest ways, but I wonder if there's something a little more classy and hilarious that I could do? Think, Pit, think for me and help devise the perfect revenge!


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Chestnut doesn't like it any more than I do... It's exploiting and demeaning.
#4
Maybe he meant to type in Hor (as in whore but he sucks at spelling) and he wanted plural (hors) and felt it was necessary to put an e at the end (horse)?
#6
Start sticking little pieces of tape to him with the full URLs on em, that way either he or someone he knows finds em.

That or just wait till you're in a large group and be like "DUDE CHILL WITH TEH HORSE PR0N"
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#7
Quote by Mask_Of_Sanity
Maybe he meant to type in Hor (as in whore but he sucks at spelling) and he wanted plural (hors) and felt it was necessary to put an e at the end (horse)?


That would be one helluva coincidence
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#8
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Goatse him.


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#9
Just walk in when he's on the computer,say "You better not be looking at horse porn again" even if he's doing something liek checking his email.
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#11
Simply walk in on him while he's mastubating.

No, no, no.

Simply make him walk in on you while you're masturbating.

No, no, no.

Walk in on him while YOU'RE masturbating.
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Prank calls?

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#12
what about a password, and if you have one change it.
OR, have a password come up after you bring it out of screen saver, that way you wont have to log off just to stop him using it.

Edit: didnt notice the final paragraph, sorry no ideas.
#13
one of my friends dose that at my house to... so i told every one at our school. and we are still friends
#15
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one of my friends dose that at my house to... so i told every one at our school. and we are still friends

What a sweet story.
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Prank calls?

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Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.
#16
Bestiality?
Hey fucko! We like to call it interspecies erotica.


Set your home page to a Rickroll, so he gets rickroll'd everytime he tries to search up pr0n.
#17
Put a webcam in front f the computer,tell him it's off,but it's actually on. You know where to go from there.
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#18
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Put a webcam in front f the computer,tell him it's off,but it's actually on. You know where to go from there.


Fap to him fapping at horse porn? fap?
#19
OH! I know. Cut a s**tload of horse pics out of like magazines or somthing, and fill his bookbag/binder with em so they all come spilling out, or if he doesn't have one, start leaving them around where he'll find em.
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#20
leave a little note under the mouse saying you think horses are sexy to, and hope he does not want a porn buddy.
#22
Do not invite him anymore. If he asks why: "Sorry bud, my mom hates it when she see horse prOnz when she checks the history.
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#23
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I don't really want to broach the subject, but what should I do to deter him from using my computer in such disgusting ways - I don't want spyware and beastiality on it.

"I don't wanna sound like a dick, but I'd really appreciate it if you stop watching porn or bestiality in my house"
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#24
anyone know of that one rick roll where you click on it and it does all the lyrics in pop ups?

make that your home page and have an alternate disguised shortcut for your own internet use.

or just photoshop a picture of the YOU GONNA GET RAPED Mr. T and put in something about horse porn, and make that background and/or homepage.

something like that.
#25
Plan 1. Just tell him that you had a fight with another b/c they kept looking up beastilaity on your computer and if he doesn't say anything go to plan 2

Plan 2. ask if you can use his phone for something bluetooth him the Me so horny ringtone put it on loud give back to him, then call or text him during class when you know theres a teacher that would get mad about it.
#26
Quote by dubstar92
Plan 1. Just tell him that you had a fight with another b/c they kept looking up beastilaity on your computer and if he doesn't say anything go to plan 2

Plan 2. ask if you can use his phone for something bluetooth him the Me so horny ringtone put it on loud give back to him, then call or text him during class when you know theres a teacher that would get mad about it.

Ugh dems is failz.
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.
#27
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Fap to him fapping at horse porn? fap?


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Fap to him fapping at horse porn? fap?
#28
Well, whatever you do, post a thread stating the results of your plans.
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#29
Quote by Mask_Of_Sanity
Maybe he meant to type in Hor (as in whore but he sucks at spelling) and he wanted plural (hors) and felt it was necessary to put an e at the end (horse)?


Sounds like you've said this before. HMMMM
#30
Hey, Fucko, it's inter-species erotica.
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#31
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Simply walk in on him while he's mastubating.

No, no, no.

Simply make him walk in on you while you're masturbating.

No, no, no.

Walk in on him while YOU'RE masturbating.


Oh Lord, I can hardly breath, I've not laughed so hard in a while.

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wat

#32
Steal his phone, and record a horse neighing. Set it as his ringtone. lulz will be produced.

tell him goat porn is better. then check you history the next day for anything about goats.

internetisseriousbusiness.com-set it as your home page.

I just think setting your background to a horse says enough, without being too blunt.
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#33
Ask him how he gets on these site for free, I spend a fortune on paysites just like that!
Help a perv out!
#34
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Oh Lord, I can hardly breath, I've not laughed so hard in a while.

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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.
#36
Put the parental controls on, then when he asks about them just say that your parents turned them on because they found all this weird stuff in the history and you don't know how it got there, but that they think it's you and now they're sending you to therapy, or something, and act really upset and freaked out. Emotionally blackmail him into coming clean in front of you, and make sure you tape it.
#37
you know what would really suck? if you found out your friend hasn't actually been looking up horse porn and it was actually you dad lookin it up and he just coincidentally did it on the days your friend came over
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#38
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Steal his phone, and record a horse neighing. Set it as his ringtone. lulz will be produced.

tell him goat porn is better. then check you history the next day for anything about goats.

internetisseriousbusiness.com-set it as your home page.

I just think setting your background to a horse says enough, without being too blunt.


ferretface wins . I was seriously laughing for a whole minute.
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#39
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you know what would really suck? if you found out your friend hasn't actually been looking up horse porn and it was actually you dad lookin it up and he just coincidentally did it on the days your friend came over


#40
Quote by cap'n curry
you know what would really suck? if you found out your friend hasn't actually been looking up horse porn and it was actually you dad lookin it up and he just coincidentally did it on the days your friend came over


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