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#1
A thread about you getting caught fapping? I'll share first.

- One time in California. My brother was watching T.V. and I decided to go to the bathroom and fap. I was laying on the floor then I forgot to lock the door then he barged in. He says "What you doing?", I was like "I'm taking a Sh#$..." Omg lol. Not like anything else I would say...

- Well on a school day I just woke up and went to my pc which is in the living room...Oiii.. Then I turn on the pc to check up some porn ::type . Then, I fap. Then, My bro woke up. His bed was racking back and fourth. I ignored because half the time he does that he goes back to bed. But, this time he wakes up. And door opens. Before you know it, I got caught with napkin in my hand over my *$$%#@....Can't do sh*# about that...

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#3
lol thats so funny...
nope never got caught, hope i never do, that would be very awkward
#5
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lol thats so funny...
nope never got caught, hope i never do, that would be very awkward

Yea it is very akward. You just stare at the person then they walk off..Making me feel like I just totally ****** up big time...
#6
I got caught once by my little brother, but that was like years ago and we laugh about it now.
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#7
my cousin once just walked in.

now he knocks, slowly opens the door, knocks again, then comes in
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#8
I got caught by my friends just as I was finishing up. They had knocked on the door, thank god, and I said "Hold on!" to buy some time. And I guess they mis heard me and walked in while I was putting my junk away. I had my pants still unzipped and i didn't even clean up as I had came as soon as they knocked on the door so as soon as they walked in I screamed at them "WHAT THE ****?! I SAID HOLD ON!" "Well...umm... we thought you said come in" "WELL I DIDN'T! I'M NOT FINISHED YET NOW GET THE **** OUTA HERE!"

Man, I was soooo pissed at them. But they were in such shock that they could barely say anything to me the rest of the day. And I was so embarrassed that I really didn't want to look them in the eye, but they never brought up the incident ever again.
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#9
caught using the search bar?
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#12
Oh yea I forgot..I got one more story...

-Ok well At my old house there was no porn or anything so I guess I fapped Threw thinking of hot girls and shi..While I was in 4th grade..(4th grade girls, Little asses, and tits. LOL). Well Under my blanket was my death star and my hand forming to hit the earth. Then my mom came then she looked at me kind of tired. I guess I played it out and was summer saulting all over the floor pretending I was doing gymnastics or something and said good morning mom. And hugged her..Hehe. Never talked about it since...Man by a family member feels creepy..
#13
i would hate to be you brother
catch you fappin it out twice? once is bad enough, but twice?
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#14
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i would hate to be you brother
catch you fappin it out twice? once is bad enough, but twice?

LoL...Same same. Meh Hormones...
#15
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my cousin once just walked in.

now he knocks, slowly opens the door, knocks again, then comes in


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#18
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Don't you people lock the door?

Are you kidding me its the holy tradition
#19
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Don't you people lock the door?


Well I had the bathroom door locked but my sneaky little bro had a key.
#20
never been caught, but i'm sure some people in the house know.. they probably just ignore it
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#21
In my dorm room, before I was goin' out with my girlfriend, I was kinda goin' at it. My best friend barges in with his bass yellin' like a douche bag. He stopped for a minute, frozen, and I said: Dude... Get lost, I'm lovin' myself.

He said: okay man sorry, i'll be waiting outside.

Nothing awkward there, we're humans.
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#23
I don't get caught... I'm like the stealth ninja of fapping.

EDIT: Stuff that, I AM the stealth ninja of fapping.
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#24
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I don't get caught... I'm like the stealth ninja of fapping.

EDIT: Stuff that, I AM the stealth ninja of fapping.



Yeah, I am usually quiet when I fap.
#26
I fap right next to the door, and if anybody tries to come in BAM!
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I fap right next to the door, and if anybody tries to come in BAM!


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#29
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napkin? REAL men use steel mesh.

No, sheet metal.

I've never been caught. I only fap when no one is home and when I know for sure no one will be home for a good while.
#30
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napkin? REAL men use steel mesh.

so real men don't have penises?

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#31
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Yep. It was my birthday and I was wanking in my room and all of a sudden my whole family came jumping in yelling "SURPRISE!!" I guess they were the ones who ended up being surprised.
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#32
wait.... why were u laying on the bathroom floor?
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#33
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wait.... why were u laying on the bathroom floor?


just about to say, dude.

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#36
There was quite the epic thread on this that involved the words "getting ur carrot skinned" typed just like that, I believe.
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#37
I've been close. But, being the master of spankin' the monkey, I'm fast at getting it put away so I don't get caught.
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#38
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When I get caught fapping (which has only happened once by my roommate in freshman year of college), I like to yell - "This is Sparta!" It adds to the drama of things.

As weird as it sounds....I almost want to get caught now just to yell that.
#39
Quote by groll01
wait.... why were u laying on the bathroom floor?





I can just imagine walking in on someone laying on the bathroom floor jerking off.
#40
I have not be caught yet....but I want to have something fun to yell now XD

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