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Everywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people.

Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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Everywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people.

Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.


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#4
There was a crazy biotch named Oola in my old town.

Said random **** about her cat, she was homeless.
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#5
Theres a seemingly jolly fellow who looks harmless enough until he looks at you, then you can see the demented eyes, the wild hair that hasn't been combed in years. Then you know, you know hes singled out you for todays question.

Thinking hard, the wrinkles on his forehead clenched tight in concentration he picks a subject. Then he prepares his expressions for the question.

"DO YOU LIKE NOTTINGHAM FOREST?"

...

Standing there, looking bemused, just hoping that he'll look away soon and choose another hapless victim. But no, nothing but the eerie silence and his evil stare.

"I LIKE NOTTINGHAM FOREST"

He would then offer to show his collection of "badges"

Politely refusing, sidling on by, once again managing to escape from the horrors of SLIGHTLY MENTALLY RETARDED BUT HARMLESS ALTHOUGH STILL QUITE SCARY MAN
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#7
pretty much everyone in my old high school
this was the last day ever and this is how they spent it haha Im pretty sure at the end a teacher comes up and starts yelling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q7mRgiNOhc&feature=related

And this is some dafty from the skate park climbling up the EK shopping center car park rails, he makes it to !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck5kxTBh-ME
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#8
Dude habitually yells at passing cars. I lol'd the first few times but when he is yelling at the crack of dawn I just want to murder him.
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Dude habitually yells at passing cars. I lol'd the first few times but when he is yelling at the crack of dawn I just want to murder him.

Theres a guy here that does that ! : /
he doesnt seem to ever go home either, he just walks up and down the same stretch of path and yells at cars
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#10
We have a guy that stands around the st. cloud university, or the local dairy queen.
Dressed up as superman. =\
He feels that st. cloud needs a superhero, so he stands on the corner opposite of dairy queen, as they filed a restraining order against him.
He was harassing the ladies that work there.
#11
we got a guy were i live thats homeless by choice and hes absolutly crazy. he thinks hes a glass of orange juice, and if you get to close to him he freaks because he belives you will try to tip him over and he killed another homeless guy because he stole his blanket
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#12
We've got loads of local characters, they get kicked out of the home at 8am and have to just wonder the streets until like 6pm to get their pills etc.

So we've got a little group going to catalogue them;
We've got;

Jack Black (go figure)
Crazy Red Mac Lady
Gargoile Woman (looks like a gargoile, picks up fags butts)
Romper Stomper (always wearing hiking gear, mad as a bag of nuts)
Purple Fleece Nutbox (60 yr old woman who wonders around telling everyone about her neice who commited suicide)
Dude with Rhythm (walks to his own funky beat)

and a whole bunch others, we've got some photos of a few to make TaviTrumps (toptrumps) with powers like;

Awesomeness
Crazy Power
Weight
Special Move
Little Known Fact

Its awesome.
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we got a guy were i live thats homeless by choice and hes absolutly crazy. he thinks hes a glass of orange juice, and if you get to close to him he freaks because he belives you will try to tip him over and he killed another homeless guy because he stole his blanket




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we got a guy were i live thats homeless by choice and hes absolutly crazy. he thinks hes a glass of orange juice, and if you get to close to him he freaks because he belives you will try to tip him over and he killed another homeless guy because he stole his blanket


I see your from Mass, and I have heard about that guy before, and rumor has it is he took too much LSD back in the day.
#17
There's this really old guy who opens up his garage after school when all the kids walk home past his house, plays middle-eastern music and smokes the pot, whilst watching kids walk past.

Yes, he has a record for doing stuff to a child.
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#19
There's one guy who always gets on my bus who is a complete loon. He has this really deep gruff voice and crazy eyes and sits there going "rib a rib a click grr moff glizsjdf" and then gets up, walks over to the driver and starts hassling him.

The other day some woman got on the bus and she went up to this crazy old lady and started saying: "You know me? You remember me from the war? right? right?" and this other woman just stared into her crazy eyes and pulled this face: D:

The crazy woman slapped her round the ears and got off at the next stop.

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#21
there was this guy in my old town and everyone knew him as "crazy steve".he would just walk around town with these huge headphones in cursing to himself and he always stared at you...very creepy guy
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#22
There's a guy who claims to be Jesus around here. He wears all white and believes he has control over the minds of the nearby pigeons. He gives you a fiver if you tell him it's your birthday. He hasn't been around for a while though, there's a theory that he's dead.

There's another guy nicknamed "Wizard Man". He's quite old, has a badass staff, and wears metalhead type clothing with lots of unkempt hair and a beard. He deals pot every now and again. He's been seen with both a dog and a cat. Apparently the dog is called Gandalf. We see him around quite a bit. He hangs near the children's park occasionally, which I think is a little creepy. Oh and he has a big knife. The police brought him in on suspicion of stabbing some guy.

There were 2 other guys, but I've forgotten the details of their story.
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#24
Where my girlfriend lives there's this random guy, nice, but extremely strange and random.
He just rides around on the bus all day,everyday,holding his newspaper.
First occasion,he told my girlfriend she should be a model;second encouner,somekid was crying so he just went "BOO!" at her and actually got her to stop;third time,he just stood up and danced all the way down the bus,danced as he got off,bowed at the driver and strutted away.
He makes me lol.
#25
Someone near here poured petrol on himself and set himself on fire outside the police station. They tried to save him but he died.
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#27
The Shaky hand man, an old guy who shakes peoples hands and asks people for change because its his 'birthday' everyday lol

Toy Mic Trevor, stands around all day singing in to a kids brightly colouerd toy microphone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Mic_Trevor
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The Karate Kid, and old man that used to jump out at traffic and karate chop/kick the cars, but roumers are one day decided to try his moves on a bus going at full speed

Ninjah, Cardiff's greatest MC ever! complete legend(usaly wearing speedos), I love this guy!
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#29
When I used to live in Saudi, there were quite a few nutters. Well, more paedos than nutters

One time a couple of friends and I were out for a walk after a jam session and this big GMC Suburban drove past us with about four mid-20s Saudi men in the car. That's absolutely fine, no problem. It became a problem when they kept turning around each turn we made and eventually followed us to every last step we took.

To try and counteract this, we ran into an apartment building through the back door and ran up to the third floor to hide up against a wall. After waiting a minute or two, I glanced out of the window and there they were, on the street, waiting for us.
We were sh*t scared. We ran out of the building and through back alleyways and bushes (that way the huge car couldn't follow us) without any idea where we were going. We arrived at a cul-de-sac which was pretty much a dead end for us, and low-and-behold the car was there waiting for us. We were speechless. One of the passengers opened up his door and told us all to get into the car but we carried on running.

Luckily nearby was a pick-up truck with some poor Bangledeshi labourers in it. My friend's skill of speaking the language helped out a lot and we jumped into the truck and got away back to his house. While in the truck, the Bangladeshi guy said to us something like "No wonder they're chasing you, you're just white meat to them"

So yeah, nutters...
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#30
Theres a weird guy who wanders about my hometown who always goes to the bookies, and if he wins he buys himself a new suit and a carton of milk.
#32
Not exactly local, but near enough:

At Venice Beach, there's this this crazy guitar-playing guy wandering around on rollerskates.

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#33
We have a local town crazy that gets drunk and streaks through the town late at night wearing boots and a hat. The bad part is, his penis is supposed to be very huge.
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#34
Well, Reading has the poo tramp. Gained this nickname by losing the will to remove his trousers before he goes. Seeing a turd fall out the trouser leg of a grown man is not pretty.
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