#1
hello people of the pit, i was just wondering...........

is it possable if your in a local band to get groupies other then the big fat ungly 1's that follow you?
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yeah, if you play hipster music, or anything really as long as you all dress like hipsters.
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#7
I have hot groupies that come to every gig. Unfortunatly they are the females guitarists best friends so I don't think that counts.
#8
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yeah, if you play hipster music, or anything really as long as you all dress like hipsters.


Replace the word hipster with more appropriate regional dialect and it fits.
#10
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didn't you learn anything from the 80's? everyone knows groupies give you the aidz!


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#11
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#16
Well there is usually hot girls at any gig. They wont shag you just because your in a band but you can just try and pull them.
#17
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Well there is usually hot girls at any gig. They wont shag you just because your in a band but you can just try and pull them.


Theres usually a few that will, if you don't mind waking up with a massive case of SuperAIDS.
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#19
Sorry, no. But atleast make the best of it and use one fat chick as a pillow when you're doing another one from behind.
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#20
with alcohol anything is possible. but the whole point of being a groupie is trying to bang someone famous bar bands typically arnt.

do you think they're groupies cause they respect song writing and skill?

EDIT: ther's nothing wrong with big girls
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#21
Im pretty sure groupies are a dying breed, therefore you will have to do somthing else at the end of your shows
And speaking from a girl in a bands point of view, its funny that alot of people think your at a gig to bang the dudes or somthing......and then you get up on stage and pick up a bass guitar hahaha its hilarious.

and as the user said above me theres nothing wrong with big girls, and if only "big ugly girls" follow you around, that makes them fans and your band wont get anywhere without your fans so i'd start appreciating that
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#22
Uh. Ish.

Like, if some hot girls like your band and think you are "the shit", well, then, you have some quasi-groupies.
But, really, no real ones, no.

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#23
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and as the user said above me theres nothing wrong with big girls, and if only "big ugly girls" follow you around, that makes them fans and your band wont get anywhere without your fans so i'd start appreciating that
kthxbai


+1 to both
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#24
its funny, but playing a gig to about fifty thirteen year old girls was probably the closest ive ever got. (my only gig, and bythe way, i am thirteen, not a perv) it was funny, but for about an hour and a half during my life, me, and teh rest fo teh band were hero-worshipped. and the bassist and singer did get proper groupies(ahem ahem).
it was alot of fun, prooably even moe so fr them.......
#25
I have groupies, yet im not in a band or ever even performed....so there more like stalkers
#27
I read an article on groupies the other day.


They seem more scary than sexy. Some of them look like right serial killers.
#28
yeah it is possible

if you live in spruce grove

or if you play water polo and your damn sexy
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#29
It depends, if hot girls like your music then you may get some hot groupies. If ugly girls like your music then you may get some ugly groupies. Make sense?
Promote your music to hotter girls. It's what all the cool kids do.
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#30
Wait...
Do you want groupies because it'd be a cool novelty, or because you can't get laid any other way?

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#32
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I have groupies, yet im not in a band or ever even performed....so there more like stalkers


exactly
#33
My band has one pretty hot groupie atm.

The rest are male
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