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#1
Hey guys I need some really ridiculous reasons not to go to school...

Thanks
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#2
Just say that you masturbated too furiously last night, and can't walk cause your penis is practically melted.
#6
You had a horrible plane accident and your family died, and you're now a vegetable.
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#7
I'm AT school, its for a video project. So im sorry... I know youd all like to see it but i cant masturbate on camera...
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I thought it was illegal for women to use the internet.
#10
If your a girl, just say "lady problems" and you will not get any hassle hahaha
If your a dude.........i cant help you, so id go with the aids thing
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#11
Quote by AthenasGhost
I'm AT school, its for a video project. So im sorry... I know youd all like to see it but i cant masturbate on camera...

You could stick your hand down your pants and pretend to masturbate....

or just slit your wrists.
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#13
I'm a zombie. I should stay home for the safety of my mates.
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#14
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Which means that knowledge is communism!
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#15
why dont you wanna go to school anyway ?

I left when I was 16 and god damn I wish I stayed
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#16
Tell everyone that you think you're a ghost, and pur softly whenever you look at the ground. Oh, and never wear shoes. And eat daffodils. People will be too freaked out to question anything you do.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#19
just claim you're suffering from depression lol, half the people who claim to have it just use it as an excuse to be a c*** anyway
at least if you use it as an excuse not to go to school then its for a good cause lol

Edit:by claim i mean people who just fake it
#20
My dog ate my homework...


...and my face
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#22
Quote by Magic Jim
My dog ate my homework...


...and my face
Better yet: My homework ate my dog.
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#23
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You moved to the UK and it's a bank holiday.




brilliant!
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#26
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Better yet: My homework ate my dog.

Words cannot express how amusing I found that
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#28
sorry I was listning to mindless self indulgence and this song is kinda of relevent :

We're too old for teen violence
But we're not too old for pre-teen violence
We're too old for teen violence
But we're not too old for pre-teen violence

FREAK!
Hard to the core
Flat on the floor
Give me some more

MARCH! down the hall
and report to the principal
MARCH! down the hall
and report to the principal

Kill your school books and rules
You're no fool teach us stupid
Ring the bell, ditch this hell
You're too Cool
Too cool for this school

We're too old for teen violence
But we're not too old for pre-teen violence
We're too old for teen violence
But we're not too old for pre-teen violence

FREAK!
Hard to the core
Flat on the floor
Give me some more

MARCH! down the hall
and report to the principal
MARCH! down the hall
and report to the principal

Kill your school books and rules
You're no fool teach us stupid
Ring the bell, ditch this hell
You're too Cool
Too cool for this school

Fail this class
Go home early
Get left back
I'm not sorry

Fail this class
Go home early
Get left back
I'm not sorry

MARCH! down the hall
and report to the principal
MARCH! down the hall
and report to the principal

Kill your school books and rules
You're no fool teach us stupid
Ring the bell, ditch this hell
You're too cool
Too cool for this school
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#29
my homework ate my penis... dog.
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#30
my heads so big i can't get out of my house =|
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#31
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my penis is so big i can't get out of my house =|


Fixed.
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#32
Lol!
Equipment ,

Ibanez SA260FM
Marshall DFX100W
RP200A Digitech MultiFX
GiVson Acoustic replica
Random Distortion Pedal


#34
Quote by Rocking-Rob
It's bank holiday?


Did you go to school yesterday or something?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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#35
Quote by guitarmannn
Just say that you masturbated too furiously last night, and can't walk cause your penis is practically melted.



THIS!

I will try!
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#36
"my appendix blew"

it works every time..
I'd like a chocolate shake.. with a whiskey chaser
#37
Saying you have "explosive diarrhea" always works.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#40
Well, Last night I was walking down the street when invading aliens came from the sky, with their laser guns they killed my family and my neighbourhood except for me, so I confronted them and they shot at me but missed as I ran for my rocket launcher, then I fired and destroyed their primary weapons on the mothership but the carried on attacking, then I fired again and destroyed the mothership which made the aliens pissed off so they charged at me but with my Kung-Fu skills I managed to defeat them. However one did take a chuck out of one of my legs so I can't come.

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