#1
...you can walk around, not wearing pants without anyone caring about it.

Your turn!
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#3
home is where i live?
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#4
home is the place where you can see the back of a "welcome to scotland" sign
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#5
Home is where there's free food. Thanks mum'n'dad!
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#11
"Home is the place where" you can make love to the furniture whilst listening to David Essex without anyone kicking you out for indecent exposure.

Yea that's right, fuck you Ikea

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#12
home Audio Help /hoʊm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hohm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, adjective, adverb, verb, homed, hom·ing.
–noun
1. a house, apartment, or other shelter that is the usual residence of a person, family, or household.
2. the place in which one's domestic affections are centered.
3. an institution for the homeless, sick, etc.: a nursing home.
4. the dwelling place or retreat of an animal.
5. the place or region where something is native or most common.
6. any place of residence or refuge: a heavenly home.
7. a person's native place or own country.
8. (in games) the destination or goal.
9. a principal base of operations or activities: The new stadium will be the home of the local football team.
10. Baseball. home plate.
11. Lacrosse. one of three attack positions nearest the opposing goal.
–adjective
12. of, pertaining to, or connected with one's home or country; domestic: home products.
13. principal or main: the corporation's home office.
14. reaching the mark aimed at: a home thrust.
15. Sports. played in a ball park, arena, or the like, that is or is assumed to be the center of operations of a team: The pitcher didn't lose a single home game all season. Compare away (def. 11).
–adverb
16. to, toward, or at home: to go home.
17. deep; to the heart: The truth of the accusation struck home.
18. to the mark or point aimed at: He drove the point home.
19. Nautical.
a. into the position desired; perfectly or to the greatest possible extent: sails sheeted home.
b. in the proper, stowed position: The anchor is home.
c. toward its vessel: to bring the anchor home.
–verb (used without object)
20. to go or return home.
21. (of guided missiles, aircraft, etc.) to proceed, esp. under control of an automatic aiming mechanism, toward a specified target, as a plane, missile, or location (often fol. by in on): The missile homed in on the target.
22. to navigate toward a point by means of coordinates other than those given by altitudes.
23. to have a home where specified; reside.
–verb (used with object)
24. to bring or send home.
25. to provide with a home.
26. to direct, esp. under control of an automatic aiming device, toward an airport, target, etc.
—Idioms
27. at home,
a. in one's own house or place of residence.
b. in one's own town or country.
c. prepared or willing to receive social visits: Tell him I'm not at home. We are always at home to her.
d. in a situation familiar to one; at ease: She has a way of making everyone feel at home.
e. well-informed; proficient: to be at home in the classics.
f. played in one's hometown or on one's own grounds: The Yankees played two games at home and one away.
28. bring home to, to make evident to; clarify or emphasize for: The irrevocability of her decision was brought home to her.
29. home and dry, British Informal. having safely achieved one's goal.
30. home free,
a. assured of finishing, accomplishing, succeeding, etc.: If we can finish more than half the work today, we'll be home free.
b. certain to be successfully finished, accomplished, secured, etc.: With most of the voters supporting it, the new law is home free.
31. write home about, to comment especially on; remark on: The town was nothing to write home about. His cooking is really something to write home about.

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#15
Home where is where I stay all day with the lack of a life and comfort of a refridgerator.
#16
Home is the place where you can heal your pokemon for free.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#19
Yo' home i' whey you make it.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#20
Home is where I store the illegal immigrants and bodies
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#22
Home is where I find some to fill in the rest of this sentence for me.
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#24
Quote by figsandbobo
Yo' home i' whey you make it.


you like homos naked?...what?

edit: ^ bastard
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#26
home is where i can get bitched at 24/7, get my room searched, and be forced to take drug tests. yay for home.
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#27
Home is in a dark small hole which they call an "anus"
May the Force be with You.
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#29
Quote by avenged_Freak
Home is where your heart is

you like to see homo's naked..................ooooooooookkkkkk


No! Yo' home i' whey you make it! Eybo'y know dat!
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#30
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Home is where my daughter is.

It's a joke, get over it


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#31
Quote by figsandbobo
No! Yo' home i' whey you make it! Eybo'y know dat!

Hmm, apparently this guy likes to see homos naked.
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