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A couple of them just came to my door, and I hate it when they come. They always attempt to shove their religion down my throat. So, I decided to wear all black, with a black metal shirt, and blasted some Dimmu Borgir through the entire house. Their expression was priceless

So any interesting stories involving getting rid of these guys?

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#2
One time, I asked them nicely if they'd just leave me alone. They did. It woz teh hxc br00talz.
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#3
lucky, one wanted just wanted to go golfing with me once

....that woulda been the worst 18 holes in the world, mainly cause im jewish
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#5
My friend's Grandmother invites them in for cookies and then sits them down and reads them the bible.
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I opened the door with a werewolf mask on one time.

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I usually hide under the window and make screaming noises, they leave eventually.
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#9
hahaha me and my friend always seem to attract them when its just us in. one of us goes down topless to open the door, while the other leans out the window and asks "who is it darling?" or something of the sort. if we get bored of that, one goes to answer the door while the other make sacrificial noises and satanic chanting (or what we think it would sound like)
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#10
they once had came to my great grandmothers door multiple times when she was alive , even after she asked them to stop so one day she took one of the clothes prop (the poles that hold clothes lines up) nd chased them out of her yard. no jokes.
#12
i did a similar thing once, the people knocked at my door and i answered it wearing a megadeth shirt with all skulls down the sleeves and black jeans. i listened to them for a bit with no facial expression and then i said "sorry im satanist" and slowly closed the door.

was priceless.
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A couple of them just came to my door, and I hate it when they come. They always attempt to shove their religion down my throat. So, I decided to wear all black, with a black metal shirt, and blasted some Dimmu Borgir through the entire house. Their expression was priceless


You are so hardcore.

Dude it is their religion, they are trying to spread it. You can't blame them for doing what they believe is right. A little annoyance won't hurt you, just politely ask them to leave you don't have to be an asshole.
#16
we just ignore them completely, we don't even look at them, it works

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You are so hardcore.

Dude it is their religion, they are trying to spread it. You can't blame them for doing what they believe is right. A little annoyance won't hurt you, just politely ask them to leave you don't have to be an asshole.

sure because thats just as fun
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You are so hardcore.

Dude it is their religion, they are trying to spread it. You can't blame them for doing what they believe is right. A little annoyance won't hurt you, just politely ask them to leave you don't have to be an asshole.


But they could at least be polite like Scientologists and let YOU come to the religion instead of taking the religion to you.
#19
They aren't so common here in Australia, but is it true that they ALWAYS wear white shirts and jeans, and ride bikes around?
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You are so hardcore.

Dude it is their religion, they are trying to spread it. You can't blame them for doing what they believe is right. A little annoyance won't hurt you, just politely ask them to leave you don't have to be an asshole.




I know its their religion man, Im not trying to insult them. I just get tired of them is all, so i get bored and try and find different ways to get rid of them. I tried that, and it failed....

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#23
they never come to my door but while im driving and i see em i start honking the **** out of my horn and they smile and wave... well like always they smiled and waved, but one time this dude wasnt paying attention and he ran into a trash can doing a half flip... lol good times
#24
Call them bible thumpers and close the door
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#26
my grandma slammed the door in ones face once....i opened the door to one once and they said "PRAISE GOD!" so i answered "ha....ahaha.....HAHAHAAAA!! BULL**** MOTHER ****ERRRR!! there is no god -.- there is no satan...there is no heavan or hell...go ram a bible up your ass you ****in fudgepacker....
#27
They came in the early morning once and gave me some piece of paper with contact data. That's it. They might have been scared because I look like a trainwreck in the morning.
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A couple of them just came to my door, and I hate it when they come. They always attempt to shove their religion down my throat. So, I decided to wear all black, with a black metal shirt, and blasted some Dimmu Borgir through the entire house. Their expression was priceless

So any interesting stories involving getting rid of these guys?
Well done.

They wanted to save your soul and you acted like a complete dick.

They didn't shove anything, they knock on your door and ask you if you want to hear what they say, if you say no they move on.

That is why I just hide and pretend no one is in when they come knocking.
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#31
my mom avoids them like the plague. when she seems them coming around the other houses shes like QUICK SHUT THE DOORS CLOSE THE BLINDS TURN OFF THE TVS!!
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Dude it is their religion, they are trying to spread it.

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#35
This one time, a Jehovah's Witness came to the door, and I killed him, skinned him, and used his bones to make my furniture and his entrails to make my jewelery.

Alternate telling of the story: I asked him politely to leave, and he promptly did so.
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Well done.

They wanted to save your soul and you acted like a complete dick.

They didn't shove anything, they knock on your door and ask you if you want to hear what they say, if you say no they move on.

That is why I just hide and pretend no one is in when they come knocking.


Well then, YOU must not have the kind that stays in front of your house for like an hour.

AGAIN, i have tried the polite method. It DOESNT WORK.

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#37
ha, my experience was pretty funny.

it was my mums 50th birthday and we had a family gathering to celebrate, there was this knock on the door and my aunty lesley goes to answer, she comes back and says, "theres a bunch of bible bashers at the door".

so my aunty vivian goes to deal with them, i am like, i want to see this.

so i run to the front door, which i find closed, i looked at my aunty viv who was in the boot of her car, and loudly yelled, "ah, so those are the bible bashers then aunty!!!" i had assumed this was a joke. suddenly i caught somehting out of the corner of my eye, turned to my left, and on my neighbours door step, were to men, both holding bibles.

i was like "****!!!" and ran back in doors.

i havent seen them back here since lol
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#39
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Well then, YOU must not have the kind that stays in front of your house for like an hour.

AGAIN, i have tried the polite method. It DOESNT WORK.

Tell them you're not interested at all. If they don't confide, close door on them. Sorted. Why is that so hard?
#40
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So uh what exactly are they witnesses too?

/lame ignorance.


the word of god perhaps?

nah but to be honest, as the son of a jehovah's witness (yeah bring the flaming on, bitches), the way it goes is if you don't want them to call then ask them politely to put you down as a 'DNC' or 'do not call', they'll mark your house number and they'll know not to call on your house again, infact if they do then they often get told off.

Just a thought because actin like a twat won't make them go away.
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