#1
lol i saw this and i just needed to post it in the pit : Top 10 Blond Inventions.

1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag

what do u think of it and what do you think are also some pretty usless inventions
Last edited by dean.guitar.man at May 26, 2008,
#2
Top 10 Blonde Inventions. 2 are missing. Pit isn't amused.

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#3
Hmm... Sounds like a thread I'd make when I first registered. *leaves*
sup?
#5
a chocolate teapot...

oh wait, that has uses... very tasty uses.
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#6
it's spelled "blonde".
*facepalm*
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1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
I can think of ways for all of those bolded to be legit. A stretch on a couple, but it's there.
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a chocolate teapot...

oh wait, that has uses... very tasty uses.


An amusing antidote to the thread
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#11
Yes, I am of course perfectly capable of inventing all 10 of those


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The solar powered flashlight is for third world countries that can't afford kerosene for their lamps.

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lol i saw this and i just needed to post it in the pit : Top 10 Blond Inventions.

1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag

what do u think of it and what do you think are also some pretty usless inventions

2. good idea. charge it during day, use it at night.
3. lame joke.
4. i can name 10 kids books on that subject.
7. ejects out the bottom.

this is a noob thread. im leaving.
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it's spelled "blonde".
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it's spelled "blonde".
*facepalm*

Both are acceptable. Personally I prefer "blonde."
sup?
#20
This thread is about as un-blonde as the DVD-Rewinder.
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#21
I have blonde (quite dark though, it's debatable) hair, and I'm intelligent enough to work out uses for several of those inventions. So I'm smarter than you, TS.
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