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#1
can some one make a relegion all about one band??
or is that dumb
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can some one make a relegion all about one band??
or is that dumb


Yes, religion is dumb.
#3
It's dumb. It's only music.
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**** man, in America you can worship a ****ing cookie. Why couldnt you worship a band?

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#7
Well there is one based off Star Wars but I don't think people just do that as a joke because the Census is crap.
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I think we could all learn from the teachings of Robert Plant and Jimmy Page.
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I think we could all learn from the teachings of Robert Plant and Jimmy Page.

I don't.


You CAN make a religion about a band, it's just incredibly stupid.
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#13
You can.
Hell, you can make one about worshiping your own penis!
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#14
Jedi religion... what are the rules?

But yeh dumb... instead of wasting time on what will happen to you after 'life' enjoy it
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#15
depends, what band?
elvis= great religion base, he already has preachers dress like him!
The Jonas Brothers= crappy band but the following of 12 year old girls would make it very easy to get a congregation
but some like slayer= who are all atheists, and detest religion = not good for the base of a religion

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#16
go for it
if you like cults
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depends, what band?
elvis= great religion base, he already has preachers dress like him!
The Jonas Brothers= crappy band but the following of 12 year old girls would make it very easy to get a congregation
but some like slayer= who are all atheists, and detest religion = not good for the base of a religion

It doesn't "depend" on anything, none of those artists are a good reason to start a religion.
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#20
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**** man, in America you can worship a ****ing cookie. Why couldnt you worship a band?


Because it's dumb.
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**** man, in America you can worship a ****ing cookie. Why couldnt you worship a band?



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But yes, that would be dumb.
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You could I suppose, I would just do it as a joke though. But it doesn't matter because I have yet to see a religion that isn't a load of crap.



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#31
clapton is god!!

j/k.

but seriously jedi does have proper rules and everything, look around on the internet.

i dont believe in any religion thoiugh and think its all rubbish anyway
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#32
The advantages to a made up religion are government subsidies. For instance if you decided to join the New Followers of the Church of Meatloaf and you have a following of a small enough amount of people to fly under the radar but large enough to swing a local election you can get federal money without really getting noticed for years. It's called federal waste.
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can some one make a religion??
or is that dumb

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#37
aren't these "religions" called fan clubs?

cults are usually pretty interesting, but you'd have to do it with an interesting, and i'm pretty sure blue oyster cult is a cult
#38
As long as you're creating a religion on music, why limit it to one band? That's stupid. A single band fails at covering enough ground. All of them. I can see a religion on all rock being a bit better but overall its a stupid concept.
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As long as you're creating a religion on music, why limit it to one band? That's stupid. A single band fails at covering enough ground. All of them. I can see a religion on all rock being a bit better but overall its a stupid concept.


Actually, one band can cover all genres. For one, the SNL house band I've heard do pretty much every genre except jazzmetal. Also Queen.
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