Poll: vikings, manly men?
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yes, ViKii\lG5 Ar3 TeH M@nlYn355!!!
212 77%
no, vikings are gay.
62 23%
Voters: 274.
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#1
are vikings the most manly men ever? i was discussing this the other day, and i saw something about vikings in a thread and it reminded me think about it this...are vikings the most manly men ever? they raided villages, killed men, had sex with women, and ate stuff with their hands, like they could just pick up live chickens and eat them...and they totally pwned people on boats.
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#2
No, Pirates are the most manly men ever, beause they also gambled and had guns in addition to all the stuff vikings did.

Also their hats are rivalled by NONE.
#3
yes. vikings ARE the manliest.

the world wrestling federation should be kissing their asses
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#5
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Also their hats are rivalled by NONE.


I'd prefer a horned helm to a fabric hat with a girly feather in it any day.
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#7
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I'd prefer a horned helm to a fabric hat with a girly feather in it any day.

+1
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#10
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No, Pirates are the most manly men ever, beause they also gambled and had guns in addition to all the stuff vikings did.

Also their hats are rivalled by NONE.



pirates often screwed other pirates when they werent gettin any.
#11
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I'd prefer a horned helm to a fabric hat with a girly feather in it any day.

They didnt actually use the horns, it would be cool if they did though.

Personally I like the pirate hats.
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#12
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I'd prefer a horned helm to a fabric hat with a girly feather in it any day.
What the hell kind of foppish nancy boy pirates have you been exposed to?
#14
I seem to be at a crossroads...I don't know wether to stick with Pirates, or go with Vikings!

I still think Pirates are the shizzle, but Vikings haul ass.
#15
My school mascot is the Vikings, so I must agree. We're badasses!

And pirates... When you're on a boat for a long time not getting any... your standards tend to drop.
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#20
My friend and I had the longest debate ever as to which is better - pirates or vikings.

I think we decided a Jedi-Spartan crossbreed was the winner...
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#21
Vikings, woo!

PS: I'm more viking than most of you.
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#23
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Indeed, Vikings are MANLY!




Vikings are more manly than power tools.
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#24
I am the mostly manly of men ever.
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#27
a man is someone who protects the innocent.


they were child like and horrible. just because you kill doesn't mean you're manly. it just means you have no respect for life.
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a man is someone who protects the innocent.


they were child like and horrible. just because you kill doesn't mean you're manly. it just means you have no respect for life.

pfft, you sound like a woman
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#32
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a man is someone who protects the innocent.


they were child like and horrible. just because you kill doesn't mean you're manly. it just means you have no respect for life.


you have to realise, it was a living. Do you call veterans horrible for fighting wars?
Both veterans and Vikings were fighting to protect their investments, be it in country or family.

Also, lighten up, they lived a LONG time ago! it's just a pit post!
#36
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a man is someone who protects the innocent.


they were child like and horrible. just because you kill doesn't mean you're manly. it just means you have no respect for life.
That's one definition of a man.

Another is someone who takes what he wants through the strength of his arm, and the strength of his penis.
#38
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Vikings = MANLY
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#39
I believe that title goes to Charlie Sheen, John Cryer, and some fat kid.
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