Poll: What would you rather be?
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View poll results: What would you rather be?
Pig satisfied
24 36%
Human unsatisfied
42 64%
Voters: 66.
#3
is that a paraphrasing of socrates?

i would rather be the pig
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#4
person= talking, doing stuff, sex, guitar
pig=crawls in its own poop
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#5
Satisfied pig. 30 minute orgasms ftw

EDIT:
Quote by bi-ah!
person= talking, doing stuff, sex, guitar
pig=crawls in its own poop

Sex is a part of a pig's life, too, as with all mammals and many other animals
#6
Humans are never satisfied anyways.
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#7
pig= u still have sex, and its dirty sex, plus ur happy
human=u have unfulfilled ur whole life because u will never get enough (human nature stops us from being happy)
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#10
Satisfaction is an illusory and fleeting concept and anything we consider to be satisified is not aware of the fact, so human.

Assuming you mean your question more allegorically , still a human unsatisfied.
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#11
I like being human kthx
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#12
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Satisfied pig. 30 minute orgasms ftw

Is that true?
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#15
Depends, will I be made into pork, ham, or bacon?
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#16
if your a human you could ponder this question
pigs cant
humans=houses
pigs=mud
people=food
pigs=roots, or slop
people=can talk
pigs=oink
people=music
pigs=oink
people=hunter
pigs=hunted
people=thumbs
pigs=hooves
people=knows if they are satisfied or not
pigs=dont know if they are satisied or not
people=hot chicks
pigs=not hot
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#17
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Mmhmm *nods*

..makes me wanna be a pig..
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#19
Quote by bi-ah!
if your a human you could ponder this question
pigs cant
humans=houses
pigs=mud
people=food
pigs=roots, or slop
people=can talk
pigs=oink
people=music
pigs=oink
people=hunter
pigs=hunted
people=thumbs
pigs=hooves
people=knows if they are satisfied or not
pigs=dont know if they are satisied or not
people=hot chicks
pigs=not hot

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#20
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Someone never read Charlotte's Web.

Quote by Jack Off Jill
Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

Quote by *sigh*
What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#23
A half man, half pig who is neither satisfied or unsatisfied. But I'd be a half man, half pig which I would like.
#24
If humans were ever satisfied, we would still be living in caves, would we not?
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#26
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Never seen a pig play guitar, have you?
No, but pigs are so satisfied they don't even care.
#28
Quote by bi-ah!
person= talking, doing stuff, sex, guitar
pig=crawls in its own poop

But only humans think crawling in one's own poop is weird.


IMO satisfaction is one's ultimate goal. So I would be the pig.
#29
Quote by bi-ah!
if your a human you could ponder this question
pigs cant
humans=houses
pigs=mud
people=food
pigs=roots, or slop
people=can talk
pigs=oink
people=music
pigs=oink
people=hunter
pigs=hunted
people=thumbs
pigs=hooves
people=knows if they are satisfied or not
pigs=dont know if they are satisied or not
people=hot chicks
pigs=not hot


But only a human would point these things out!

A satisfied pig wouldn't know about that green grass on the other side.

EDIT: sorry for double post.
#30
Someone's been studying Utilitarianism...

Ridiculous ethical approach, as far as i'm concerned.
#31
I guess it really depends upon your outlook on life. If we were all pigs, then the world wouldn't have any problems with environment, poverty etc. However, the other side of the spectrum: pigs are seemingly unmotivated animals lying in their own filth. If you are a satisfied pig then you're kinda gross. In the current circumstances I would probably be a human unsatisfied.

EDIT: This question really conflicts my values. The way some people are presenting their answers truly makes me question my place in the world, and my individual beliefs. It's kinda scary
Last edited by st.stephen at May 26, 2008,
#32
Pig.

Humans are completely dependant on material, and we live in a society where we just become even more dependant on it. If a person has nothing, then they'll live in the streets, they won't be able to eat, they'll get laughed at by the people who walk past.

If I was offered a life of rolling around in mud, fucking other pigs, and never having to worry about anything, then I'd take it.
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#33
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Someone's been studying Utilitarianism...

Ridiculous ethical approach, as far as i'm concerned.

Rule is brilliant actually. Rule utilitarianism is pretty much the foundation of our law system, whether you realise it or not.

And, yeah I heard this ages ago but I thought a thread would be cool.
#34
Quote by bi-ah!
person= talking, doing stuff, sex, guitar
pig=crawls in its own poop


if u are doing that as a person, chances are u are satisfied.

I go with the pig... if i'm satisfied i'm satisfied.
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#35
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But only a human would point these things out!

A satisfied pig wouldn't know about that green grass on the other side.

EDIT: sorry for double post.

Precisely

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#36
Quote by Craigo
Rule is brilliant actually. Rule utilitarianism is pretty much the foundation of our law system, whether you realise it or not.

And, yeah I heard this ages ago but I thought a thread would be cool.


Yeah, and rule utilitarianism has another name.

Common sense.
#37
I'd go with the Human Unsatisfied.


It doesn't take much to satisfy a pig, give him some slop and roll around in mud. That's satisfaction for a pig.

Humans are always unsatisfied and we always want more. I'm happy with what I have now, but it could always be better. I'd much rather be myself than a pig.
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#38
I'm used to being a human unsatisfied and I really don't want to end up in someones sandwiches.

Therefore human.