#1
Alright Pit, I feel I need to share this moment I had tonight.

At about 10pm I heard a knock at the door upstairs followed by my dad answering and quickly closing the door. Curious as to what the situation was, I headed upstairs. The following is the conversation I had with my father:

Me: Who was that?

Pops: Those two kids from down the street.

Me: The twins?

Pops: Yah.

Me: Oh yeah? What’d they want?

Pops: ....

Me: Dad? What did they want?

Pops: They... they wanted to buy my cellphone.

Me: ...what?

Pops: I opened the door ... and they asked me if they could buy my phone for $15.

Me: ...WHAT?! That’s all they said?

Pops: Yeah.

Me: Well what did you say?

Pops: I said no and closed the door.

Me: ...are you sure they weren’t, in some way, trying to mess with you?

Pops: No, he had the money in his hand and they both looked pretty serious about it.

Me: ...how does he even know you have a phone?

Pops: I don't know...whatever.

Now I assure you, that to my knowledge, neither of them has a mental disability. Also, if they were just trying to mess with us they are damn persistant since there's a snowstorm outside. They're in Gr. 8, and this kid has come to my house before randomly asking if he could take my dog for a walk. Either they're fried or clever as hell. Regardless they wigged me out. That is all.
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#5
maybe their just really bored and really nice kids? or they like your dogs... orthey hatetheir own dad and want to be adopted into your family hahaha
#8
8th graders do stupid things like that, although that is pretty odd.
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#10
Cool.
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#11
Grade 8s get more feral every year. No matter what country you are in.
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#13
im pretty sure your dad is buying or selling drugs...
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Well I know this kid that is afraid of people, not very smart, is addicted to video games (and rocks at em) and just doesn't 'get' sarcasm and stuff. He kinda acts like a 5 year old kid would towards sarcasm and I don't think he has a sex drive. Anyone know what might be wrong with him?


Sounds like Pititis.
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#17
Wow.
You're sure they don't have a mental problem? They might just like making a fool of themselves..
#19
Haha. This made me wtfol. It's something I'd do for sh*ts n' giggles...
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#20
It's:

A. Drugs. Those kids are higher than angels.

B. Stupidity. They are in 8th grade.

C. Clever. Well, they are in the 8th grade...
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#21
Well, if theyre trying to buy your dads cellphone for 15 bucks, the you should check if they maybe, just maybe, dont understand the value of money and are willing to sell some of their stuff (like their souls or something) to you for 30
#22
You'd buy someone's soul for $30? I sold mine in 3rd grade for an Oreo.
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im pretty sure your dad is buying or selling drugs...


Thats exactly what i think too. The dad paused because he was trying to think of something to say.
#25
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Well I know this kid that is afraid of people, not very smart, is addicted to video games (and rocks at em) and just doesn't 'get' sarcasm and stuff. He kinda acts like a 5 year old kid would towards sarcasm and I don't think he has a sex drive. Anyone know what might be wrong with him?

kinda sounds like all the dudes in the pit. including me
#26
You're saying Pit dwellers have no sex drive? Although I'm not permitted to say it anymore, our slogan was basically "anal sex".
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You'd buy someone's soul for $30? I sold mine in 3rd grade for an Oreo.


teehee i sold my decency for a poppet... and bought my friends libido for a sip of cola...


and those kids probably have ADHD, or uncovered a patch of magic mushrooms... and in which case follow them home...
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i knew a guy way back when i was about 9 or 10, and he came over to my place once and, when he left, he took our Yellow Pages!!!
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