#2
that was ****in awesome!

"If they wouldn't go out with me, why don't I just tell them I'm John Mayer?"

Brilliant stuff.
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#3
Dude. Someone put this same video up like a week ago...
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The funniest part is that he actually is a dick in real life.


how so? people say that **** all the time...
its starting to be like the fob and mcr have no talent thing.
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how so? people say that **** all the time...
its starting to be like the fob and mcr have no talent thing.


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Really?
He's seems like he would be a cool guy to hang out with.


One of my friends is a photographer from Connecticut, which is where John is from, and has worked with him on several occasions, as well as those he's worked with. They all repute him to be a huge arrogant twat.

Also, a female friend of mine, whose dad works in the industry, met him at a dinner. The entire time he was creeping her out and being all flirty. She was 16 at the time.
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One of my friends is a photographer from Connecticut, which is where John is from, and has worked with him on several occasions, as well as those he's worked with. They all repute him to be a huge arrogant twat.

Also, a female friend of mine, whose dad works in the industry, met him at a dinner. The entire time he was creeping her out and being all flirty. She was 16 at the time.


of course a sixteen year old girl is gonna say john mayer flirted with her! dude, i would say john mayer flirted with me.

i cant really comment on the first one... pretty broad...
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of course a sixteen year old girl is gonna say john mayer flirted with her! dude, i would say john mayer flirted with me.

i cant really comment on the first one... pretty broad...


No seriously, her dad didn't want to say anything, but he told me himself that the guy is a total perv.

And as for the first one, I don't know what else to say. They all said he was obnoxiously self-absorbed.

I mean, I like the guy's music. Even if it does siphon most of its creativity from SRV and Clapton. I've just heard he's a tool in person.
#15
Damn John Mayer always makes me laugh. I swear I'll die one of these days.

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#16
Heh saw this video a couple of weeks ago. Maybe check this one out too? Also pretty hilarious.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrgeg_john-mayer-has-a-tv-show-vh1_fun

I love his music... also have all of you heard the John Mayer Trio? If not, you should check out their live album, Try!, because it's frigging awesome.
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I watched this in my Music class........The whole class thought it was awesome
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Heh saw this video a couple of weeks ago. Maybe check this one out too? Also pretty hilarious.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrgeg_john-mayer-has-a-tv-show-vh1_fun

I love his music... also have all of you heard the John Mayer Trio? If not, you should check out their live album, Try!, because it's frigging awesome.


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