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This Sunday I got a hickey and just yesterday I decided to have a pool party at my house. Now I will obviously be taking my shirt off and I need to know how to get rid of this hickey before any of my parents sees it. I need quick fixes, I've tried ice but its futile, suggestions please, I need to know how to get rid of this hickey.
#2


Dude, just say you got hit by a ball there or something, if you really need to hide it.

But seriously, your folks are gonna be that bothered?
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#3
Are you living in the 50's??

Just say you got intimate with a girl.
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#4
Say you got it from a homeless man trying to rape you. Then, when your parents are freaking out, just be like "nah, it's from this girl I was making out with". They'll actually be relieved.
#5
Uhh, yes they will mind, a lot, they're the conservative Indian type, they don't even like the fact that I have a girlfriend, now stop being so laid back and help, I'm sick of wearing turtlenecks at home!
#6
www.ehow.com

www.wikihow.com

one or both of those have some good suggestions, I just don't remember which. Good luck!
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www.ehow.com

www.wikihow.com

one or both of those have some good suggestions, I just don't remember which. Good luck!

Useful, but nothing that actually looks promising, is there nothing that will make it unnoticeable in 5 hours flat?
#8
I have said it before and I will say it again
NAPALM SOLVES EVERYTHING

But seriously if your having a pool party just go for a swim before they notice and just say ''I hit my shoulder when getting out the pool''
They should buy that
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i dunno...internet?
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#11
There is a scraping method that I heard about once, look that up. It hurts a LOT but gets rid of it as you go.
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I have said it before and I will say it again
NAPALM SOLVES EVERYTHING

But seriously if your having a pool party just go for a swim before they notice and just say ''I hit my shoulder when getting out the pool''
They should buy that

Brilliant suggestion Richard, any more that seem remotely believable? I am not the fight-ey type of person so preferably something home or school (or possibly gym) related.

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There is a scraping method that I heard about once, look that up. It hurts a LOT but gets rid of it as you go.

I'm doing that right now, appears to be working
Last edited by Shred Head at May 27, 2008,
#14
[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]Sooo where is the hickey?
Base of my neck, on my left shoulder, somewhere around my clavicle
#15
srsly, grow the fuck up..
so you got intimate with a girl.
oh dear, the world is going to end.
just tell your parents straight, im sure they'll understand.
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srsly, grow the fuck up..
so you got intimate with a girl.
oh dear, the world is going to end.
just tell your parents straight, im sure they'll understand.



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Base of my neck, on my left shoulder, somewhere around my clavicle


Oooh that should be hard to hide.
This is why I prefer neck bites though, or biting in general. So much hotter and so much easier to cover up if bite marks are left over.
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Uhh, yes they will mind, a lot, they're the conservative Indian type, they don't even like the fact that I have a girlfriend, now stop being so laid back and help, I'm sick of wearing turtlenecks at home!

well it looks like somebody's going to get a hurt real bad
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Brilliant suggestion Richard, any more that seem remotely believable? I am not the fight-ey type of person so preferably something home or school (or possibly gym) related.


I'm doing that right now, appears to be working

Say you over-exerted yourself on the shoulderpress. When i do that, i always get large patches of blood spots that look just like hickeys, and are regularly mistaken x)
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Say you over-exerted yourself on the shoulderpress. When i do that, i always get large patches of blood spots that look just like hickeys, and are regularly mistaken x)

How convenient, I was doing a shoulder press yesterday and the electricity went, I might actually use this is a reason if they still notice it however a suggestion I read earlier to get rid of these seems to be working well. Also do those blood spots hurt?
#22
Put a one of those water proof bandages if u have any over it and just say u got cut
#24
Yet another advantage of long hair. Wear a wig.
Or, put a plaster ('band-aid' if you're from Americaland) over it and say you cut it.
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#25
GET SOME DARK RED NAIL POLISH AND PAINT UR WHOLE NECK! THEN YOUR PARENTS WILL SAY WASH IT OFF AND YOU SAY THE HICKEY IS A STAIN!!! Oh Yeah...I'm a genius!
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#26
Use make-up.I used a special one once for such situations and it almost disappeared...Worked pretty well on a HUGE hickey.However it is obvious you cant swim or the make-up will fade.
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Nuke it


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If so, Pics or it didn't happen
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#29
honestly, toothpaste works really well.

If not, go out and buy some foundation make-up for it. Water-proof if yr going in the pool lol.
#30
make up?

but itd kinda fail after you get in the pool =p

wait...if you're indian how do you see the hickey?.... lol not trying to be racist
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#32
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make up?

but itd kinda fail after you get in the pool =p

wait...if you're indian how do you see the hickey?.... lol not trying to be racist

I'm pretty fair skinned for an Indian, look at my profile picture

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steal ya mum foundation, it works man

did you have sex with the chick? pit needs to know.


I'm not using make up, as stated earlier its useless plus I wouldn't even know what the hell foundation is supposed to look like, or how to put it on.

No, I didn't have sex with her. If I did there'd be a separate thread with details and pics

Shrededit: New problem, having used the coin method of trying to scrape it away I now have a much larger red bruise, not the dark red of the hickey, a much lighter shade, will this go away? Or should I do something to get rid of this?
Last edited by Shred Head at May 27, 2008,
#33
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How convenient, I was doing a shoulder press yesterday and the electricity went, I might actually use this is a reason if they still notice it however a suggestion I read earlier to get rid of these seems to be working well. Also do those blood spots hurt?

If they are really big and very dark they can hurt a bit but not much. Its just basically bust blood vessels (like from a hickey) due to a lot of muscle tension and stretching, i get them from my school bag when its heavy too.
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#34
inb4 icy hot

seriously dude, why would your parents even care? i mean, your dad would propably pat you on the back and give you a beer, your mum would propably just leave you be.
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inb4 icy hot

seriously dude, why would your parents even care? i mean, your dad would propably pat you on the back and give you a beer, your mum would propably just leave you be.


They're not like that, trust me, they will mind and to make it worse I doubt they even know what a hickey is and when they find out they'll wanna tear my head off. Also, it's spelt probably.

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man ur parents were young aswell once lol
they were probably makin out at ur age

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#38
Just out of curiosity how old are you 10?, i think my parents would of been more worried if i wasn't showing any signs of being with a girl.
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Just out of curiosity how old are you 10?, i think my parents would of been more worried if i wasn't showing any signs of being with a girl.

Really, has UG completely forgotten about the wonders of profiles? I'm 16
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