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#1
okay, so i joined the football team, and im the only girl.
how should i go about gaining wait? or like...just being able to keep up with the guys.

and please dont say anything like 'you shouldn't be on the team cause your a girl'.
i want serious advice.
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#3
What are you doing out of the kitchen?

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Protein shakes maybe? Seem to build muscle mass well. And generall athletic excersise (running, swimming etc).
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#5
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By football, do you mean football, or the American abomination (name wise) that involves very little kicking of a ball?

foootball..like, the sport..the brown oval shape ball...and 100yards. lol
#6
Just stick to good nutrition and start weight lifting. Cardio won't help you build muscle mass.

What position are you playing?
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#8
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You shouldn't be on the team, you're a girl

yeah, so's your mom...but she takled me last night.
#9
yeah, we have to workout all summer long. for 4 hours every day...but i dont think ill be able to keep up. cause im really tiny.


and i have no idea what position im going for..any ideas?
#10
Receiver you don't need to be big, kicker, punter also. Those positions you don't get hit or anything either. Also secondary (defense) positions require little weight needs.
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#11
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By football, do you mean football, or the American abomination (name wise) that involves very little kicking of a ball?

+1

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foootball..like, the sport..the brown oval shape ball...and 100yards. lol

Oh, that.
Well, maybe you could go to the gym loads and try to bulk up?
Or just accept the fact that you probably won't fit in in an American Football team, ever.
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#12
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yeah, so's your mom...but she takled me last night.



No that can't be true. She's a girl too. Girls don't play football. They make food.
#13
Quote by crank it becca.
foootball..like, the sport..the brown oval shape ball...and 100yards. lol


You do realise there are two different sports called football?
#16
Quote by crank it becca.
yeah, we have to workout all summer long. for 4 hours every day...but i dont think ill be able to keep up. cause im really tiny.


and i have no idea what position im going for..any ideas?

When I played, we played against a team with a girl at free safety. It's a position that relies on speed and quickness. If you're going to try for kicker, just practice kicking. You don't need size.
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You do realise there are two different sports called football?

Not in the US
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#18
its not that you shouldnt be on the team cuz youre a girl. just dont f*cking complain because you are a girl. you dont get special treatment. you arent special. youre one of the team so you get treated the same way as the rest of them. when i wrestled, there were two girls on the team and they would always complain and sit out when they didnt want to do the conditioning with the rest of us.
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Quote by crank it becca.
okay, so i joined the football team, and im the only girl.
how should i go about gaining wait? or like...just being able to keep up with the guys.

and please dont say anything like 'you shouldn't be on the team cause your a girl'.
i want serious advice.
:/


you should learn to spell first
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yeah, so's your mom...but she takled me last night.

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#21
How big are you now? Ht wt? That makes a big difference as to position.
As far as gaining weight goes beer has worked wonders for me.
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As far as gaining weight goes beer has worked wonders for me.

Very true. A late night Kebab can also help things too.
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#23
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When I played, we played against a team with a girl at free safety. It's a position that relies on speed and quickness. If you're going to try for kicker, just practice kicking. You don't need size.

Not in the US


I know, she just seemed confused that someone asked her which 'football' it was as if she'd never heard of another one.
#24
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By football, do you mean football, or the American abomination (name wise) that involves very little kicking of a ball?

dont know why its called football when its a bastard son of rugby.
but american football is fun, try it sometime
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#25
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dont know why its called football when its a bastard son of rugby.
but american football is fun, try it sometime


I would, if

a) I knew anybody that knew the rules
b) I knew anybody that played it
c) I didn't have to pay for more padding then a mental asylum provides
d) Rugby didn't exist

Football (soccer) is so much easier to play in the UK!
#26
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dont know why its called football when its a bastard son of rugby.
but american football is fun, try it sometime


Rugby is Australian Rules Football. Since American Football is based off of it, it would be American Rules Football. Then since we like to shorten names, we just cut it to Football.

American Football is awesome and fun though.
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I would, if

a) I knew anybody that knew the rules
b) I knew anybody that played it
c) I didn't have to pay for more padding then a mental asylum provides

d) Rugby didn't exist

Football (soccer) is so much easier to play in the UK!

Call me if that ever comes to fruition.
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#28
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You do realise there are two different sports called football?

no there arent. theres football, like what she is talking about. and that boring-ass sport futbol. which is better known as soccer as in when a mom drives her 6 year old daughter and all her 6 year old friends in the minivan to go play on a soccer team
#29
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no there arent. theres football, like what she is talking about. and that boring-ass sport futbol. which is better known as soccer as in when a mom drives her 6 year old daughter and all her 6 year old friends in the minivan to go play on a soccer team


LOL futbol. What are you mexican? Football is soccer in europe.
#30
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Rugby is Australian Rules Football.

Your whole post was total fail, but i'll isolate the most major fail of all.
Australian Rules is Rugby. Pretty much every sport that uses a ball shaped in that way and has similar rules is descended from Rugby.
Rugby was the source, not Aussie Rules.
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#31
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no there arent. theres football, like what she is talking about. and that boring-ass sport futbol. which is better known as soccer as in when a mom drives her 6 year old daughter and all her 6 year old friends in the minivan to go play on a soccer team


The majority of the world calls what you call soccer, football. Therefore there are two different sports both referred to as football.
#32
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Rugby is Australian Rules Football.


Considering rugby devloped in the UK...
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#33
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Your whole post was total fail, but i'll isolate the most major fail of all.
Australian Rules is Rugby. Pretty much every sport that uses a ball shaped in that way and has similar rules is descended from Rugby.
Rugby was the source, not Aussie Rules.


+1

Rugby was invented in Rugby
#35
aw you dont need pads to play american football. the first time i wore pads was when i was 15.
the rules are simple: move the ball down the field. knock down the person holding the ball.

aussie rules football is kinda between rugby and american football.
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#36
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I love how this thread just got hijacked to the max.

I don't. People who are starting or perpetuating the "soccer v. football" bullshit are going to get warnings.
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#37
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Just stick to good nutrition and start weight lifting. Cardio won't help you build muscle mass.

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#38
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I don't. People who are starting or perpetuating the "soccer v. football" bullshit are going to get warnings.


I don't think I've seen anyone arguing over which is better but just over the fact that they've both got the same name.
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LOL futbol. What are you mexican? Football is soccer in europe.

no but i go to school in southern california. aka-where all teh bean0rz stop once the cross the border. then they come to my school, get on the soccer team and rip off their shirts when they get a "GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!"
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