#1
My friend (chick) is not doing too well. Something is going on in her life and won't tell anyone what. Shes lost a lot of weight, her friends say she doesn't eat or sleep. So naturally when I confronted her she didn't want to talk. I kept asking why and she eventually said and I quote "I won't talk because thats too original. I don't want to be like the millions of people who talk about their problems. I want to be different and not conform to everyone else!"


O_o


Anyone else know any original people?
#2
Tell her that she's being unoriginal if she's striving to be original, cos thats what every angst ridden mother****er does.
#3
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#4
my friend said in the middle of a msi show,
"Its like a scene queens funeral"
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
Last edited by loubot123 at May 27, 2008,
#6
wow.
shes an idiot.
keep talking to her
tell her you care and jazz
and yea
thats not original
she just talked about everyone who has commited suicide due to the fact they had no one to talk to.
thats very f***ing original.
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my friend nup to an msi show and audible saying
"Its like a scene queens funeral"

Care to speak english?
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#9
Hmmmm.

Sounds like a typical dramatic 14 year old girl phase to me.
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Care to speak english?

*fixed

I was having a conversation and I typed somthing wrong
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#11
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Hmmmm.

Sounds like a typical dramatic 14 year old girl phase to me.


Not wrong there
#12
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Hmmmm.

Sounds like a typical dramatic 14 year old girl phase to me.


Ditto Slinky.
#14
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Hmmmm.

Sounds like a typical dramatic 14 year old girl phase to me.

This.
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#15
Ignore her until she grows up... Or wait until she falls a sleep and surgically attach a beak to her face... that will make her completely original
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#16
you d-bag
she said she didnt want to talk about and u bring it up on the internet for the whole world to see!
some friend you are >:|
#17
hum.... thats pretty EMO. make her a plate of eggs and bacon. make the egg sunny side up so they could be eyes and make a bacon smile

then give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek and skip away...FA-LA-LA LA-LA
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you d-bag
she said she didnt want to talk about and u bring it up on the internet for the whole world to see!
some friend you are >:|

I never said I was a good friend.

And I'm only spreading her originality to teh interwebz.
#20
No one is original. Never have been and never will be.
We all use the same language, only with different contortions.

Actually, I don't give a damn. Nor do I believe anything I do or say.
Trying to be original for the sake of it is kinda wasteful and paradoxal. To quote Meshuggah,"The struggle to free yourself from your restraints become the very shackles you are trying to escape."
And the TS was being sarcastic (I hope).
#21
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I never said I was a good friend.

And I'm only spreading her originality to teh interwebz.



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#22
[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']No one is original. Never have been and never will be.
We all use the same language, only with different contortions.

Actually, I don't give a damn. Nor do I believe anything I do or say.
Trying to be original for the sake of it is kinda wasteful and paradoxal. To quote Meshuggah,"The struggle to free yourself from your restraints become the very shackles you are trying to escape."
And the TS was being sarcastic (I hope).
Nah man I was serious. Shes original.


#24
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Ignore her until she grows up... Or wait until she falls a sleep and surgically attach a beak to her face... that will make her completely original


Tucan Sam already did that.
Or like South Park's very own Butters' "Simpsons' did it" faze.
HAHAHA?
I'm full of it today.
#25
tell her she has a heartbeat and that everyone else does so she's not original and needs to grow up
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#26
[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']Tucan Sam already did that.
Or like South Park's very own Butters' "Simpsons' did it" faze.
HAHAHA?
I'm full of it today.

Fucking toucans... Ok, give her testicles for legs and a trophy for being probably the only person in the world with testicles for legs... should soften the blow a bit
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Fucking toucans... Ok, give her testicles for legs and a trophy for being probably the only person in the world with testicles for legs... should soften the blow a bit


Alright, I think we may have something here.
And I'm starting to run out of things to reference, since I was trying to go for a running gag of unorginality as an antithesis to this entire thread.
But alas, I phailed.
#31
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Tell her to listen to Tool.


dude they aren't very original, there's a few thing's they've ripped off of soundgarden.
#32
you only not conform to BETTER yourself, that is the property on transendentalism
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dude they aren't very original, there's a few thing's they've ripped off of soundgarden.

wasn't speaking about their music there...............
#34
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dude they aren't very original, there's a few thing's they've ripped off of soundgarden.


Well mainly Neurosis, Meshuggah, and of course, King Crimson.
They actually admitted to ripping off the latter!
Hahaha!

Actually, I think that dude was messin around. Tool isn't most original band, but that doesn't make them bad by any means.
And I'm a total avant-prog-tech music snob.
#35
[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']Well mainly Neurosis, Meshuggah, and of course, King Crimson.
They actually admitted to ripping off the latter!
Hahaha!

Actually, I think that dude was messin around. Tool isn't most original band, but that doesn't make them bad by any means.
And I'm a total avant-prog-tech music snob.

i don't hate them for not being original i hate them cuz i just don't like their music that much. and the legions of fanboy's littered all over this site and other places telling me that they're the greatest band ever make me hate them even more.
#36
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you only not conform to BETTER yourself, that is the property on transendentalism


Wtf? Rephrase that **** boy, because that was garbage.

Non-conformity is the new conformity. It's become a corporate scheme.
Self-reliance is the most important aspect of transcendentalism imo. It may not be original, but it cannot be beaten or turned into a scam.

In fact, it's probably what you should tell your friend. Tell them that you'll be there, but ultimately, it is only herself that can honestly pull her out of the muck.

And with that, I bid ado.
#37
[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']Well mainly Neurosis, Meshuggah, and of course, King Crimson.
They actually admitted to ripping off the latter!
Hahaha!

Actually, I think that dude was messin around. Tool isn't most original band, but that doesn't make them bad by any means.
And I'm a total avant-prog-tech music snob.
Ahmm...
It was more bout the ideology that Tool tried to keep putting bout. Think for yourself. Stop being a sheep. Don't be a ****ing Tool!

Oh and the chicks statement extremely ironic cuz saying that is everything but original and she's a moron if she thinks it makes her original!
How unoriginal!

Teenage girls with baggage!! Get a ****ing hold of yer life and stop attention seeking!!!
You grew up in a suburb and there's nothing wrong with your life.
Yes, yes, denying it doesn't change the fact. All you're doing there is craving for attention!!!


Oh and Tool ARE awesome. FACT!
They are influenced by Meshuggah (who are awesome too) and King Crimson, but still make amazing music!
And if you're a producer, you're bound to love Tool cuz they're one of the best produced bands out there.
#38
14 year-old girls are generally spoiled brats and drama queens who are beyond infuriating in their stupidity. The next time someone says something about her problems around her just say, very loudly, "She's just acting out to get attention and she wants people to try extremely hard to get her to talk about her issues so she can feel like people actually care about her and her pathetic life is somehow validated. She needs to pull it together and stop acting like a ****ing brat because everyone knows all these histrionics are a load of horse****."

It may not get her to change, and then again it might, besides, it's the truth. Just don't worry about her killing herself because unfortunately her kind only threaten and never really do it.
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