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#1
I missed the start and was wondering who they said was going to be performing tonight?

If they have George Sampson kid then i'll watch it basically, but yeah - anyone catch the 8 acts performing tonight? Thanks guys.
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Quote by Miggy01
I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.
#2
Some dancers are the only ones that have gone so far. I'm watching it so I'll keep you posted.

EDIT: Now the contortionist.
#4
Quote by Sabu
Now it is a bendy Asian lady.


It looked like she had a penis.
#5
I'm still hoping that woman relaxes a bit too much and ends up shitting on the back of her own head
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#6
She wasn't as good as last time I saw her.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


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Y siempre
Y para siempre
#9
Quote by Sabu
This is really annoying...


Indeed. The albino boy seems very gay.
#10
They've changed their name to "Pedophile's dream"
I like the song though
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#12
Quote by BlackLuster
They've changed their name to "Pedophile's dream"
I like the song though




You like the song?
#13
That sorta thing makes me feel a bit sick inside.
Crap, did I miss the belly dancer? I swear she was on last night!
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#15
Quote by Wiirdo


You like the song?

Yeah. People on UG can like MIKA.


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Quote by Jonn0
That sorta thing makes me feel a bit sick inside.
Crap, did I miss the belly dancer? I swear she was on last night!

She was on last night, she was rubbish and didn't get through
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#16
Quote by Jonn0
That sorta thing makes me feel a bit sick inside.
Crap, did I miss the belly dancer? I swear she was on last night!


She got voted out, so no fapping for you.
#18
Quote by ctb
****. i'm missing it


Trust me, you're not missing much. Some opera bitch.
#19
Quote by Wiirdo
Trust me, you're not missing much. Some opera bitch.

And she's fat, really, really fat.
And about 70.

Vomit.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#20
Quote by Wiirdo
She got voted out, so no fapping for you.


Pfft, just cause you like fapping over THIS...

<.<
>.>
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#21
Quote by Wiirdo
Trust me, you're not missing much. Some opera bitch.


the drag queen was better.


anyone see the 'car wash' girls yesterday? **** me... they we so hot.
#23
Quote by ctb
the drag queen was better.


anyone see the 'car wash' girls yesterday? **** me... they we so hot.


The drag one was awesome.
#25
Quote by ctb
the drag queen was better.


anyone see the 'car wash' girls yesterday? **** me... they we so hot.


Yeah, they were really good, but That girl with the short hair and top covering their stomach was the best...

<.<
>.>

*runs*
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#26
Signature got through which is good because they were one of the best acts.
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Quote by Miggy01
I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.
#27
Quote by _Tenacious_
Signature got through which is good because they were one of the best acts.


Meh. Novelty.
#29
Quote by _Tenacious_
Signature got through which is good because they were one of the best acts.

Their first audition was awesome.

I also like Scala. Any thoughts?
#30
That fat lass annoyed me so I've put an Arnie movie on ITV4, it has tits.
#31
Quote by SG thrasher
Oh it's her birthday, I'D BETTER GET VOTING!

Stupid cow.


She's a year older. So that's what....around 140?
#32
Quote by Sabu
That fat lass annoyed me so I've put an Arnie movie on ITV4, it has tits.


Which one?
#33
Quote by Jonn0
Yeah, they were really good, but That girl with the short hair and top covering their stomach was the best...

<.<
>.>

*runs*


nah, the one with the navy coloured top on and shorts.

>_>

<_<

*secretly fancies the drag act more*
#34
Quote by SG thrasher
Oh it's her birthday, I'D BETTER GET VOTING!

Stupid cow.

I lol'd

So did my mum.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#35
the awesome drench advert is on!! brains from thunderbirds ftw!
but that flava dance act is on- the high singing lad is on... cnt remember the rest... suprise is the best way man!
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#37
Me and my mates are entering next year. We are going to headbang. To nothing.

It will either be epic, or...


...not so epic.
Got on the bus with me daysavaaaa
#38
Quote by weemansyndrome
Me and my mates are entering next year. We are going to headbang. To nothing.

It will either be epic, or...


...not so epic.


lol
#39
Drench advert does indeed rock. See - you don't have to be popular to be famous and cool :P
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Quote by Miggy01
I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.
#40
Quote by weemansyndrome
Me and my mates are entering next year. We are going to headbang. To nothing.

It will either be epic, or...


...not so epic.


You ACTUALLY have to do that.

Either that or just go and play guitar... Makes sense.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
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