#1
...change the lyrics to some of your most loved (and hated) songs into comedic genius. You change all the lyrics, or just some. This thread is destined to WIN!

Here are a few examples...

Testament- Into the Pit (chorus part)

Normal-
"Into the Pit!
The Future Screams for help are fading away!
Into The Pit!
The World Tomorrow, will it die for today?
Into The Pit!"

Comic Version-
"Taking a shit!
You try to flush it but it just won't go down!
Taking a shit!
The water is yellow, and poopy and brown!
Takin' a Shit!


You can also speculate the meanings of different songs to make them into something else.

Ex:
Metallica- Nothing Else Matters

Listen to the lyrics of this song... could it be an underhanded gay-love ballad from Hetfield to Ulrich? It's up to the listener to decide...

Have fun with this!
#2
This thread fails. HARD.

But to keep you happy I will change the lyrics of every Machine Head song ever to:

'Yo I like rapping/we are a horrible band/Vio-lence pwn us in every way.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#3
^ No, YOU fail hard. Don't be mad 'cuz your stagnant mind can't come up with something funny.

I don't take metal all that seriously, so just chill out...
plus, I think everyone's listened a song and they think, "Did he just say gargling monkey nuts?"
"I think he said War-mongering Christian ****s, dude."
#4
Quote by guitgrinder
^ No, YOU fail hard. Don't be mad 'cuz your stagnant mind can't come up with something funny.

I don't take metal all that seriously, so just chill out...
plus, I think everyone's listened a song and they think, "Did he just say gargling monkey nuts?"
"I think he said War-mongering Christian ****s, dude."





Im sigging the top part to add to my list of unintentionally hilarious quotes. Stagnant mind, I lol'd hard.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#5
This topic is funny for the wrong reasons.
Maybe U2 wouldn't suck so hard if they stopped preaching and started rocking instead. Of course, that's difficult to do with Pantera holding a near monopoly on all things that rock.
-Maddox.
#6
ok.

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

comedy

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON KARATE LESSONS AND SANDWICHES, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO GO TO A BATHROOM WHERE YOU HAVE TO PAY
I TOOK A **** IN THE WOODS, I GOT BACK IN THE DMV, AND YOU AND YOUR CIGARETTE SAT NEXT TO ME (I DONT KNOW HOW A CIGARETTE CAN SIT, SO THIS IS A PERSONIFIED CIGARETTE, ANYWAY)
IT WOULDN'T STOP LYING THERE MOTIONLESS, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS SMOKING, THEN IT STOPPED

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE CIGARETTE ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE CIGARETTE ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE CIGARETTE ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE CIGARETTE ON FIRE


CAPS LOCK - CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, DIVIDE BY 0 AT HOW AWESOME THIS POST IS.
#7
It's your, not you're .

And, great lyric representation .
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#8
lol, i just copied and pasted of a website. Although it could be, i lit you are baby on fire. Bad english can be used in metal quite effectively. A quote from the wormed song geodesic dome "Now i realize that the meaning of my life are wrong." Classic.
#9
And, the even more infamous:

I AM.

THE BLACK WIZARDS.
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#11
Quote by Slaytanic1993
And, the even more infamous:

I AM.

THE BLACK WIZARDS.



It makes sense if you read the lyrics, kind of.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#12
Quote by Stranglehold
It makes sense if you read the lyrics, kind of.


I guess, but the title is quite...

Grammatically incorrect .
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#13
Quote by destroy_techno
Not metal, but..

The most loneliest day of my liiiiiife..

Fecking stupid

lol.

"I am the spirit of their existence.I am them." I think thats why i am the black wizards works. Still it doesnt really, i noticed that the first time i heard it and forgot about it until just now. But i am the black wizards, not much meaning. With wormed they are trying to make a drastic point, about the meaning of life is wrong, and they didnt grammatically check it. Still, it makes it one of the more memorable death metal lines.