#1
everyone knows of baseball as a sex metaphor...1st base = making out....and hoem run =sex, well i was wondering if anyone knew anothers me and my buddy's always talk about what we do with our girls and they all know the baseball thign....so are there any other ones?
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#5
Hey, I threw a curveball to my GF, but she thought it was a screwball and ran into it!

I haven't a clue as to what the f*ck that could mean....
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#6
baseball = stupid as hell
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#7
I prefer to do a lot of bunting, myself.
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#8
A "Ronaldo" - Completely blowing it
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#10
I had anal sex with my girlfriend.

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baseball = stupid as hell



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#13
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Buying a hotdog - Getting a male prostitute


ha wtf thats funny lol
just get a reality tv show and then u can make millions being a **** up

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#15
learn to speak in pig latin.

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#16
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baseball = stupid as hell


+2
just get a reality tv show and then u can make millions being a **** up

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#17
gay guys = pitcher and catcher.
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#18
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baseball = stupid as hell

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#19
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Why not just quit using metaphors but claim that you are?

You can say "I rubbed my girlfriend's clitoris with my fingers and then I proceeded to insert my penis into her vagina." but when your girlfriend overhears this just say that it's a metaphor for something else and that you aren't talking about her.



I like this.
#20
There's one called the Tetherball- it's when she ties you to a pole and smacks you back and forth.

Quite a treat, if you can get that far with a woman, there's nothing that can take you apart.
#21
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A "Ronaldo" - Completely blowing it


Wouldn't that be a John Terry?

Ronaldo almost blew it, but then big JT came along to show him how it's done...
#22
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ummm nope
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#23
Wait, I got one:

A Buckner: Ball through the legs.
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#24
I always knock one out of the park before the bases are loaded

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