#1
Well, whites have jokes such as:

What did the black boy say when he had diareah?

MOM I'M MELTING!

and such.


Do blacks have white people jokes?
#4
it would only make sense, i just havent heard any.
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#5
I'm pretty sure it's the white people who come up with jokes for everyone. Then mass produce them and sell them at a high cost to profit themselves, and widen the gap between the rich and the po'.

See what I did there?
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#6
Yeah. One kid at my school told me one:

Q: What happens to white people when the jump in a pool?
A: They get soggy, because they're crackers!
#9
you've never seen a video of any black comedian from the 80's have you?
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#13
Why did the whiteboy trip over the hurdle?

'cause white men can't jump, foo.
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#15
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#18
All my white friends make white jokes.
Today for example:
"Is that white-out on your arm? Oh, nevermind, that's your skin, whiteboy!"
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#21
Yeah, they have plenty of them.

Example:

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, because they sold it for crack.

etc.
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#22
Silly cracka. White people ARE the joke
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#23
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All my white friends make white jokes.
Today for example:
"Is that white-out on your arm? Oh, nevermind, that's your skin, whiteboy!"

Not really a white joke, more like failure.

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Silly cracka. White people ARE the joke

It must have sucked for all other people to have gotten their asses kicked by a joke.
#24
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you've never seen a video of any black comedian have you?

fixed.
#25
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Yeah, they have plenty of them.

Example:

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, because they sold it for crack.

etc.


that doesn't seem to be a very good example of a joke about a white person...
#26
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How many white guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, white guys will screw anything.


I thought it was because they were superior........joking before I get flamed.
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#27
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Not really a white joke, more like failure.


Most black jokes are really crap as well though.
#28
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fixed.

at least now they have other material.

that being people from the middle-east.
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#29
Isn't Mayonnaise supposed to be like the white equivalent to fried chicken? I hate mayonnaise and I'm white.
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#30
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Yeah. One kid at my school told me one:

Q: What happens to white people when the jump in a pool?
A: They get soggy, because they're crackers!

I just told my girlfriend that one... She doesnt get it

Oh i pick the smart ones alright...
#31
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that doesn't seem to be a very good example of a joke about a white person...

OK...

Q: How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, because they sold in for heroin.
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#32
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Yeah, they have plenty of them.

Example:

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, because they sold it for crack.

etc.


#33
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Most black jokes are really crap as well though.

Sure. But you have to consider that the average I.Q. of the people writing em' is generally lower then your average freeway speed limit.
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#34
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OK...

Q: How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, because they sold in for heroin.


that's better, although, being white, I'd pick meth over heroin any day.

edit:
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I just told my girlfriend that one... She doesnt get it

Oh i pick the smart ones alright...


You have to picture Chris Rock or another black comedian saying it or else it isn't funny.
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#35
Probably but they all kinda seem to suck. For example, there's this black guy that hangs around (no pun intended) us at school and always makes lame jokes like, "What do white people and crackers have in common? They're both crackers!" *hysterical laughter* "A black man and white man go outside in the snow and the black man says, 'Wher'd ya go?"
#36
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that's better, although, being white, I'd pick meth over heroin any day.

That was my 2nd choice.

Other candidates were "cheap German beer" and "condoms."
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#39
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you've never seen a video of any black comedian from the 80's have you?

This

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Yeah probably. Hell, I'm white and still have white people jokes.

Also this.
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