#4
Because Jesus says so.
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#5
Because "go get me a pant" sounds ridiculous.
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English isn't a forgiving language.
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#9
I've always wondered that too.
And had some very, what I like to call "in-depth" conversations about it.
Well what I like to call In-depth.
Actually they were very stupid.
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#10
why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? who knows.
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#12
Who cares? Pants suck anyways. The World would be better without them
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#13
It is a simple mathematical equation to determine if the article of clothing will be pronounced plurally. Clothes will = c and the number of holes = h.

(c/h)+42(-5%)/0=OH SHI........
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#14
Um because during the Renaissance, stylish men would wear multiple layers of pants. First they had like their stockings or whatever silky thingys. Then they had the big bulbous leg roundy things that Shakespeare is famed for using in the media now days. I think you guys know the things I'm talking about.

Therefore, if you weren't wearing "pants" or your "pants" were undone/not on, you didn't have everything on right or you didn't have the outside part on.

And it's been carried over in the English (and French and probably other Romantic languages as well) language since then.

EDIT: Plus a simple wikipedia search on the etymology on pants would sufficiently answer your question.
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Various people in the fashion industry use the word pant instead of pants. This is grammatically incorrect. The word pants is always in plural form much like the words scissors and tongs. The origin of pants is due to the use of two pieces of cloth in making it. Pant would actually mean just a single leg being covered with clothing


so there.

also http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-pai1.htm
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Um because during the Renaissance, stylish men would wear multiple layers of pants. First they had like their stockings or whatever silky thingys. Then they had the big bulbous leg roundy things that Shakespeare is famed for using in the media now days. I think you guys know the things I'm talking about.

Therefore, if you weren't wearing "pants" or your "pants" were undone/not on, you didn't have everything on right or you didn't have the outside part on.

And it's been carried over in the English (and French and probably other Romantic languages as well) language since then.

EDIT: Plus a simple wikipedia search on the etymology on pants would sufficiently answer your question.


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#18
Because "the man" was high when he created the English language and thought these things sounded cool that way.

But yeh, who knows?
#19
Searching Wikipedia for Pants....

That's when you know you have too much free time.
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