#1
K. so i was at a buddy's place on friday, drinking and whatnot. anyways i hook up with this chick and end up getting a blowjob out of the deal, thing is, i couldn't come. at all. this was after i did the same for her, so she wasn't anxious or anything, but after a good ten or fifteen minutes of blowage i wasn't even close, not even a little.
now im thinking it may the gratuitous amounts or porn i watch, but i hadn't beat off for about two days before hand.

Whats wrong with me?!
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#2
did you eventually?
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#5
Did you take E? You can't cum on it.
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#8
was this your first BJ? cuz if so, you could be scared what she'd think if you came, even though you know she'd know you would, probably just nerves if it was your 1st one
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#16
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#17
Maybe she wasn't good at it.
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#18
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Maybe she sucks at it.


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Ugh , i hate puns.
and i sit and wonder, falling under .
#19
Wow, nobody has said AiDZ LOLOLOLOL yet.
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#20
It was the alcohol. Straight answer. Even makes you go limp. Work around it!
#21
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#22
we can still be friends and we are going to accept you...but please don't try anything with us.
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#23
at least you didnt cum before she touched it...
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#24
Quote by Wheelchair Stan
K. so i was at a buddy's place on friday, drinking and whatnot. anyways i hook up with this chick and end up getting a blowjob out of the deal, thing is, i couldn't come. at all. this was after i did the same for her, so she wasn't anxious or anything, but after a good ten or fifteen minutes of blowage i wasn't even close, not even a little.
now im thinking it may the gratuitous amounts or porn i watch, but i hadn't beat off for about two days before hand.

Whats wrong with me?!


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#26
Quote by Ozzmark
It was the alcohol. Straight answer. Even makes you go limp. Work around it!


+100 same happened to me on sunday, im glad i couldent though because i woulda regretted it.


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#29
Some can't come with BJs. It takes the penetration.
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#30
Dude when I have sex I can't even last for 10 seconds in there. I have to stop and make-out or use my finger or something. Then I start again. It's terrible.
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#31
the obvious answer is that your inadequate and should consider homosexuality
#32
Quote by Unofficial
Dude when I have sex I can't even last for 10 seconds in there. I have to stop and make-out or use my finger or something. Then I start again. It's terrible.


Haha classic.
#33
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Haha classic.


Someone should sig that...
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